5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

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Originally Posted by turasultana

1. i created the "modern rock appreciation society" complete with mission statement and constitution so that I could book punk bands on campus.

2. i once had a mohawk.

3. I made a citizen's arrest of an a-hole who spit on me for having said mohawk (basically hung on to his pants leg while he dragged me around campus until he agreed to go with me to security :>)

4. i dj'd the overnite shift on saturday at the radio station and got love letters from prisoners at the nearby jail, complete with illustrations of how they pictured me (consensus was big blonde hair and big tits)

5.I dj'd tripping an acid on more than one occasion. shhh.

I like the college edition...
1. I was co editor of the college newspaper
2. My roommates and I actually had a keg of beer in our garage always stocked
3. I played attack on the college lacrosse team..and i led the team in points scored for 3 seasons
4. Our off campus house was haunted..for real the previous owner was murdered in it.
5. I went to a Marilyn Manson concert instead of the take back the night march...I know I was a douche bag when I was younger.