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07-01-2010, 05:12 PM
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Seeing my puppy nephew trapped in one of my t-shirts rolling around on the floor trying to get out of it. lol
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07-01-2010, 05:33 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold 
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Passive aggressive behavior from people who know better....really is comical. Makes me wonder sometimes. Perhaps I am just to outspoken but if I have an opinion or something to say I just say it. Anyways it makes me laugh
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07-02-2010, 08:59 AM
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Italian Stallion
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DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009
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Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that.
They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth. I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date??? What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE..... LMFAO..... |
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07-02-2010, 09:09 AM
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Forwarded conversations.. coffee over Yahoo messenger and the fact somethings NEVER change
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07-02-2010, 04:08 PM
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07-08-2010, 07:50 PM
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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I posted this earlier today in the Smile thread...
Taking treats from the farmer's market - home made ice cream and a HUGE seedless watermelon - to a friend's parents and seeing how delighted "Pap" was to receive his treats. After I posted that, I was told "Pap" ate ALL the ice cream before Momma got home!! I could just picture the "naughty little boy" look on his face when he said "I told Mom about the watermelon, but I didn't tell her about the ice cream because I ate both of them." Shame on him!! LMAO!!! Momma is gonna squeeze his ears together when she finds out!! LOL I wonder if he hid the containers deep down in the trash?
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07-10-2010, 10:19 PM
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a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?:
lipgloss junkie Relationship Status:
yep 
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I haven't watched Dress to Kill in years. Watched it tonight. One of my favorite parts.
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07-17-2010, 10:59 AM
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I don't need no stinking status. 
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I have found Simon's Cat on Youtube to be quite funny and laughing my arse off watching them. Hope you enjoy!!
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07-17-2010, 11:29 AM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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07-18-2010, 08:01 AM
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07-18-2010, 05:14 PM
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I don't need no stinking status.
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You have to watch this guy, he's amazing and funny to watch, don't miss the thing he does with his nipple!!! LMAO
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07-20-2010, 04:20 PM
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07-21-2010, 08:31 PM
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A 
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It's naughty but: I saw this on someones Facebook page
There is no "I" in team. But there are three "u"s in shut the fu*k up.
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07-22-2010, 01:41 PM
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07-22-2010, 02:05 PM
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07-29-2010, 12:24 PM
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Butch Lesbian 
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This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07...aggers_29.html 
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08-02-2010, 02:02 PM
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Butch Lesbian
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A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male:
Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around... He: Not ugly fat ones like you!  Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO
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08-03-2010, 06:35 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..."
I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there? |
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08-03-2010, 07:22 PM
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One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me:
Child: Where's Roofy Me: I'm here Child: No Roofy's home me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby) Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy Me: I wish I were home sleepin lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker! |
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08-04-2010, 09:04 PM
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Infamous Member
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A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009
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Posted by Lizz Winstead on FB: "I'm for a 28th amendment that gives undocumented gays the right to marry and open an abortion clinic in a mosque at ground zero"
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