what NOT to do in a relationship.......

Apocalipstic · 07-30-2010, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

DON'T leave your chainsaw on the kitchen floor in front of the coffee maker

Turns Out, Femmes (sweeping generalization) Really Don't Like Walking Into The Chain Of A Chainsaw And Cutting Their Feet Really Bad Before Coffee,
Dylan

Trust me! This has the potential to make for a very unhappy femme. I don't know about butches. I also don't know if there's a different reaction AFTER coffee (but I'm assuming not).

I might actually notice the chainsaw if I had already had coffee.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme

do NOT......

ever ever ever forget my birthday- if nothing else... at least acknowledge it.

I have to have hints, like "I have a birthday coming up" or "remember, next Tuesday is my birthday!" I am terrible at remembering dates.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

do not:

leave top off toothpaste (or forget to squeeze it)

Get your own toothpaste and step off what I do with mine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Absolutely.

I'm strict about privacy. My cell, computer, email, etc is MINE. If I want to show you something in it, I will. Don't go snooping or you will be looking for another girlfriend.

I appreciate concern about what I do, say, put into my body, etc but it's MY body, so it's MY choice. Unless it's illegal, you get one comment. Then I'll know how you feel about it. I don't need a running commentary every time I pop a piece of candy in my mouth (which is a lot).

Yeah, no snooping. I am not sneaky and it chaps my ass of someone suggests I am.

And if I do something like eat candy or whatever before we became a couple, don't criticize me for it later and ask if I am "ON" sugar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

If your current accuses you of having *affairs* at work, comes to your work to catch you in the act, and insists you are having an affair.

You may be in a bad relationship.

If you make up all the above in your head, do not be in a relationship

Why would I want to spend any more time with work people than I already have to????

people are nuts!

Apocalipstic · 07-30-2010, 02:20 PM

Ha! Collectively we have dated some doozies! Grin!

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 02:30 PM

If you have a tendency to want to *take* the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else..

Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose.

Apocalipstic · 07-30-2010, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

If you have a tendency to want to *take* the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else..

Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose.

Yes, exaggerating your level of brokenuppedness is a nono....like I am not going to find out?

Apocalipstic · 07-30-2010, 02:37 PM

I have to repeat that calling friends, family, workplace of an ex or someone you have dated to complain about them...or ask for advice...or if they won't call you back ....is really bad form.

It is even worse form to call another ex and ask them

Oh, and if someone you have dated will not call you back? Don't break into their apartment in the middle of the night.

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

I have to repeat that calling friends, family, workplace of an ex or someone you have dated to complain about them...or ask for advice...or if they won't call you back ....is really bad form.

It is even worse form to call another ex and ask them

Oh, and if someone you have dated will not call you back? Don't break into their apartment in the middle of the night.

yeah. but what if i "accidentally" left something there so they'd have me back over?

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 02:37 PM

better yet? do not hit on me while telling the other girls you're hitting on what a player/whore i am.

in the end, (even if it takes years) people are gonna end up comparing notes.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 02:39 PM

If you have a tendency to hide relationships, or ask an ex not to let anyone know you were once together.

DO NOT be in a relationship.

Full disclosure is appreciated by all parties involved.

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 02:41 PM

do not put the moves on your honeys best friend, sister or mother.

violaine · 07-30-2010, 02:39 PM

give in to temptation - no matter how much the desire kicks in to bother someone during late night/early morning who has but a few hours left to sleep, has trouble sleeping in general, requires a full eight or nine hours of rest - to run some ideas past them about humane treatment of animals / community issues!

Apocalipstic · 07-30-2010, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

yeah. but what if i "accidentally" left something there so they'd have me back over?

Nice try!

Quote:

Originally Posted by violaine

give in to temptation - no matter how much the desire kicks in to bother someone during late night/early morning who has but a few hours left to sleep, has trouble sleeping in general, requires a full eight or nine hours of rest - to run some ideas past them about humane treatment of animals / community issues!

Amen, if it can wait till morning, let it!

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 02:47 PM

DO NOT think you can just come up and use my Hello Kitty blankie.

WolfyOne · 07-30-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

DO NOT think you can just come up and use my Hello Kitty blankie.

I'd poke my eyeballs out first

I'm more of a Scooby Doo person myself

TenderKnight · 07-30-2010, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

If you have a tendency to want to *take* the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else..

Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose.

LOL.. You know how many people come in to my work saying that thier ex took all of thier toys?? Cheese and Rice, people.. It's a TOY.. and I'll be damned if an ex is going to take my packer.. Totally lame.. Taking all the toys.. But good for my business! So, if you live in San Diego, go ahead and take the toys, the expensive silicone ones and leather, please.. If anywhere else in the country.. Yer lame.

-Tony, from me space.. lol

Billy · 07-31-2010, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Ha! Collectively we have dated some doozies! Grin!

I'll say

The_Lady_Snow · 07-31-2010, 11:35 AM

DO NOT!!!! Go to your beloveds friends to discuss how to fix your beloved cause she won't comply to your neediness.

07-30-2010, 02:20 PM	#2
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Ha! Collectively we have dated some doozies! Grin! __________________

07-30-2010, 02:30 PM	#3
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	If you have a tendency to want to take the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else.. Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 02:37 PM	#5
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I have to repeat that calling friends, family, workplace of an ex or someone you have dated to complain about them...or ask for advice...or if they won't call you back ....is really bad form. It is even worse form to call another ex and ask them Oh, and if someone you have dated will not call you back? Don't break into their apartment in the middle of the night. __________________

07-30-2010, 02:39 PM	#8
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	If you have a tendency to hide relationships, or ask an ex not to let anyone know you were once together. DO NOT be in a relationship. Full disclosure is appreciated by all parties involved. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 02:47 PM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	DO NOT think you can just come up and use my Hello Kitty blankie. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 02:37 PM	#7
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	better yet? do not hit on me while telling the other girls you're hitting on what a player/whore i am. in the end, (even if it takes years) people are gonna end up comparing notes.

07-30-2010, 02:41 PM	#9
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	do not put the moves on your honeys best friend, sister or mother.

07-30-2010, 02:39 PM	#10
violaine Timed Out How Do You Identify?: atypical Preferred Pronoun?: plague words and phrases Relationship Status: love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: wekiva springs basin Posts: 3,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,934 Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts Rep Power: 0	give in to temptation - no matter how much the desire kicks in to bother someone during late night/early morning who has but a few hours left to sleep, has trouble sleeping in general, requires a full eight or nine hours of rest - to run some ideas past them about humane treatment of animals / community issues!

07-31-2010, 11:35 AM	#16
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	DO NOT!!!! Go to your beloveds friends to discuss how to fix your beloved cause she won't comply to your neediness. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

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