what NOT to do in a relationship.......

[betenoire]

Do not tell me the password to your email for any reason. Cuz after we break up I will break into your email account and edit your signature so that it says something REAL unflattering. Then I will check back regularly to see if you've noticed yet. (Yes, I have.)

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Please disclose any kind of mental illness, sexual illness, ANY kind of illness early on in the relationship.

No surprise body take overs from your Russian Uncle making you speak tongues and all that or violent outbursts where I am having to dodge candles and the cookie jar cause you forgot to mention you had MPD.

For fucking real. If there is a risk that I will wake up in the middle of the night and discover you sitting on the floor colouring and babbling in 4-year-old speak - I wanna know in advance. So that at the very least I can wear pjs. I can't be naked in the same room as someone who is colouring - I just fucking can't.