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Old 08-11-2010, 03:05 PM   #1
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I wish I could sing and dance like a star!
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i wish i had a cool blow up doll like G?
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you are Richard Simmons!

i wish i had a cool blow up doll like G?
Your wish has been granted!!!! Yay!
So sorry about the explosion ...

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Here! Take one of these. So sorry about you being stranded on the island with it though.

Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!
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walllaaaaaaaaaaaa...freezer that will continually fill up with ben and jerry's...I will be kind to you...it fills up alright...just with no cartons....


on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...
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Old 08-11-2010, 06:08 PM   #5
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on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...
ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs
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ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs
Wish Granted!! Your entire house is now filled to the rafters with figs.

I wish that I was at the beach!
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I wish that I was at the beach!
*waving my magic wand*

yay Jesse, you're now at Anderson beach! (a local sink hole some call the beach)

i wish i could sing well
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Here! Take one of these. So sorry about you being stranded on the island with it though.

Wish I had a freezer that automatically filled up with Ben & Jerry's ice cream!




**Poof** a huge arse freezer thats filled with ben and jerry ice cream of all flavors to last you a life time*


Wish I had a sane femme girlfriend!!
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I wish my anatomy group would go the hell away never come back...


Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away...
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I wish these storms would go away...
Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.
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Granted! The storms left you a rain check; they'll be back and worse than they are now!

I wish I knew where my pink razor was.
I borrowed it. You want it back now?



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Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

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Oh so Granted...Your sane femme gf is a super bitch...
& Zimmy's anatomy group is now in hell... lmao

I wish these storms would go away...
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Wish Granted..They are headed for Bermuda and disappearing...

I wish I had some ice cream right now..

Zimmy
Wish granted! Enjoy your squidcicle. lol Hey, they actually HAVE these things in Japan. I watch Andrew Zimmer on the Food Channel... LOL
I wish I could get out of this damn depression....
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