If You *REALLY* knew Me...

[Kobi]

If you really knew me....you'd know I can't fall asleep unless a dvd of Friends is playing on the tv.

If you really knew me....you'd know I sleep with ear muffs on. Blocks out the noise from the youngster next door.

If you really knew me....you'd know I am becoming more and more conservative as I age. At this rate, I figure to be Bill O'Reilly by 2015. Oy.

If you really knew me....you'd know my trust is something you will have to earn.

If you really knew me....you'd know a good friend is more important to me than a partner.

If you really knew me....you'd know I am at the age where I believe little of what I hear and half of what I see. It is a fun era.

If you really knew me....you'd know I call 'em like I see 'em. After all, bullcrap is still bullcrap no matter how nicely you dress it up.

If you really knew me....you'd know I love my space and freedom.

If you really knew me....you'd know I can live in shorts and a tank even in the middle of winter.