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Old 08-15-2010, 03:15 PM   #1
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The plastic piece they give to set the forks on to carve, melts.
Can not immerse in water.

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I knew you'd come through. Just had to crank the ole memory into gear.
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some of my fuses are blown LOL
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So, that's where that electrical burning smell is coming from. Wafting downwind here to Fla.
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what about the products that are on tv..like the set it and forget it stuff ,and juicers etc ? Anyone buy a product from tv and it was good ?
Luv, I had to look up 'set it and forget it' to see what that was. If it's the Ronco Rotisserie Oven, it's a fail. Here's what Corkey said about it:

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I'm sure someone can tell us about these. I've noticed people around wearing them. UGLY SHOES.

Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
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Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
I read an article about them recently, betenoire, and some are better than others at building up the glutes. I'll see if I can find the article for you, so you can give J Lo a run for her money.
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I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
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Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
J Lo? In a week?
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Do not hate! I'm actually considering buying a pair of those for work, since I have to wear sneakers at work anyway.

Of course, I am delusional and convinced that in a week I will have an ass like Jennifer Lopez. Which, you know, is what I want.
Rats, I haven't found the article, yet. These Curves Toning Trainers have gotten really good reviews. One reviewer said she noticed a difference in her calves in a matter of days. Apparently, you can get them only through Avon, though. I don't know about you, but I have to try shoes on before buying them.
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Gardeners that are not licensed and bonded... You should see the golf course sprinkler system we have in our backyard... Literally... an industrial sized sprinkler head... It's gonna cost us $900 with the guy who IS licensed and bonded to fix that plus put in a new shut off valve for the system...

I had to tell him to wait a while before we do it...
Call a plumber. I've installed a few irrigation systems, one on a golf course. There is no special training to maintain or install them. Only special equipment to install them.
A sprinkler co. is going to be the most expensive fix, next probably a full service landscape co. I think I would give a plumber a shout out. It can't hurt. (actually, I think I would look for a retired plumber who does "odd"/side jobs.)
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I'm sure someone can tell us about these. I've noticed people around wearing them. UGLY SHOES.

Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
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Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
MY guts are maxed. But maybe I should post this on the concealed weapons thread
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MY glutes are maxed. But maybe I should post this on the concealed weapons thread
Yeah, get those massive glutes and hams registered as deadly weapons.
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Yeah, get those massive glutes and hams registered as deadly weapons.
Yeah, real WMDs. Lmao
Actually, I ain't that big. Just got me a little ethnic booty.
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OK, it's early am, 2000.. I just get home from work and my then g/f and I are watching TV at 6am.. A comersial for this new and AWESOME product comes on.. We watch and she wants to get it.. We go back and forth, me saying that I don't care, I don't shave my legs, she is indesisive.. THEN the timer starts.. We'll get a free gift, but ONLY if we call in the next 15 minutes.. Yes, she ended up calling and getting the stuff..



ummm.. When it came in, she tried it and is put to tears with the pain of every hair on her leg being ripped from the roots.. Of course, I've GOT to see what the big deal is.. Holy Mary and Jeebus.. I think I GREW nads from the pain!

Moral of the story? Don't get nadded..
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Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
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I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
Yeah, talk about rolling while black ... and Corkey would get busted for public drunkenness.
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Yeah, talk about rolling while black ... and Corkey would get busted for public drunkenness.
That is the truth, does not do well with walking, much less a straight line.
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They'd have you both rock right into the paddy wagon.
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