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Old 09-18-2010, 07:33 PM   #1
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I think....

...we have the weirdest-sounding dog around.... he speaks Wookie, I swear it (too bad I don't, dang)...

...I hope that dog grows up looking more like a lab than a pitbull, since the city is cracking down hard on pitbulls (25% of all animal control calls here are about pitbulls).

...our neighbor who is blatantly advertising that their dog is a pitbull is crazy to do so, because they put up a "CAUTION: This area patrolled by Pitbull" sign... but they let him run loose all the time.

...they're letting themselves in for a lawsuit they could never win if he hurts one of our neighborhood dogs (he's tried), since their sign says "CAUTION"... they can never get by in court saying they didn't know he was dangerous; nobody will believe them.
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Old 09-18-2010, 07:46 PM   #2
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I think...

... i should probably be worried about the cat sneezing so much...

... i should probably be worried about my back...

... both lobsters and anime are overrated...

... the only good thing about banging your head on a brick wall is that once you stop banging, it stops hurting...

... the girl should always win, just because she's the girl...

... new stylists are scary, and sometimes fabulous...

... the best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes or acquire a yeast infection...

... Mimi had it right... "forget regret, or life is yours to miss"...

... my mind tends to wander, and sometimes forgets to wander back...

... you should always be a "want to," and not a "have to"...

... the easiest way to find something you lost is to buy a replacement...

... leopards don't change their spots...

... it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
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Old 09-18-2010, 09:03 PM   #3
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I think...

... i should probably be worried about the cat sneezing so much...

... i should probably be worried about my back...

... both lobsters and anime are overrated...

... the only good thing about banging your head on a brick wall is that once you stop banging, it stops hurting...

... the girl should always win, just because she's the girl...

... new stylists are scary, and sometimes fabulous...

... the best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes or acquire a yeast infection...

... Mimi had it right... "forget regret, or life is yours to miss"...

... my mind tends to wander, and sometimes forgets to wander back...

... you should always be a "want to," and not a "have to"...

... the easiest way to find something you lost is to buy a replacement...

... leopards don't change their spots...

... it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
great post.
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:21 PM   #4
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Jet..Good luck with the shoulder,I did who knows what to mine.
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...I don't know the new acronyms... what is FBG?

...morning came way too early today, and my brain is not awake yet.
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:39 PM   #6
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... tapered leg jeans (the mom kind, not the skinny jean kind) are a cardinal sin...

... jelly beans are gross...

... skateboarding > football...

... Disney World is a happy place...

... chocolate is overrated...

... the word "panties" should be removed from the English language...

... morning people have the right idea...

... peanut butter cup ice cream should be a food group...

... coffee should be a food group as well...

... Montauk = heaven on earth.
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Old 09-19-2010, 02:15 PM   #7
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...a little cat nap is in order.
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