5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[Beau]

 I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking. Sometimes my head hurts.
 Schooled among the best in high faggotry, I don’t ascribe to wearing the same pair of shoes daily as an indicator of style.
 My philosophy of life is “butter side down”. Always seize the flavor.
 I know in my heart that I invented the first snuggie. I’ve been waiting for the royalties checks to arrive in the mail. Nothing’s come so far.
 I’m a lot nicer in person. Well, maybe.