Faster than a speeding bullet vibe...

[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by Bit

I would be able to leap my small dog in a single bound, except she always gets nervous and moves just as I start to step over her... so, of course, I trip.

Welcome, Oh Bent One.

Given the inherent danger in performing the dog leap, I recommend it not be attempted by the general public.

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.

Mr. Bent,

Glad you are here! Mr. Bent is in the house!

Nice to hear, thanks Andrew!

Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby

Welcome Mr. Bent......do you need batteries?

Preferably rechargeable, and a spare set. You know, to prevent those awkward and ill-timed power outages.

Originally Posted by Paphigleo

Heya Bent-man

Welcome welcome!!

Many thanks!

Originally Posted by Jackhammer

I would of been here sooner to welcome you, but I was at the gun show most of the day.

Glad you're here.

Thanks Jack! Was this an actual gun show, or were you just flexing in front of the mirror?

Originally Posted by Diva

Hey Mr. Bent....

I'm Diva...nice to meecha!

Nice to meet you too, Diva. Likely our paths have crossed before, I hope I wasn't a jackass.

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Welcome Mr Bent not sure I know you at all. Glad to make your acquaintance.

Thanks Wolfy!