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Old 12-13-2009, 01:34 PM   #1
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When she sez she has everything in her garage she really means it people. This morning I found a Tiffany's box with a key chain in it. She said it was a gift from her sister and was too small. Other noteable items I have seen include a table size bronze statue of a bear, tools (never used--gifts for me!), a Samsonite vintage briefcase (Mission Impossible style--another gift for me!), shoes, shoes and more shoes, purses, purses and many more purses, assorted lamps, Jimmy Hoffa, a million journals some filled some empty, Abe Lincoln's letters to Mary, every book ever written about organization, oh and cosmetics! Numerous treasures and artifacts from days gone past! Waiting for some wreckage of the Titanic to be unearthed or perhaps some lost paintings of Georgia O'Keefe.
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She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!
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no, but perhaps a dead pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)
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She wouldn't happen to have the dead sea scrolls, would she? I'm thinking it would be an AWESOME Christmas present!
I haven't seen the Dead Sea Scrolls yet but we still have about 50% of mystery boxes and bins to go through. They might be there........will report more as this story unfolds.
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no, but perhaps a dead pelt. address? (you'll have to tolerate lots of whole foods shopping and football watching--i mean, you can't even mock the steelers a little, it's serious. he's got a scrapbook. WHICH IS ALSO IN THE GARAGE! along with many other *steelers knick Knacks!!!*)
Oh God no, not the Steelers. But, I guess the Steelers are better than the Eagles.

Thanks for the pelt offer, but for now, I will have to decline. But if you come across one of these ...



I'll be glad to take it off your hands.
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My big gay ass today learned that photographing jewelry is a GDMFRPITFA (the R is Royal, you can figure out the rest).



I did get a few done, but what a major fucking ass waste of a Sunday figuring out this shit.

I'm going to go curl up in bed with my husband and the fur girls.
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Did you happen to find one of these?


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Why, yes I did. But it's mine.



O, and I found the picture we took at the Butch-Trans Conference last year. Heh.
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O, and I found the picture we took at the Butch-Trans Conference last year. Heh.
We looked particularly dapper, though the highlight was meeting the celebrity guest.

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Default My gay agenda for the night....

Seeing as how it's after 9pm here now, I'll just tell you what I'm doing from this point on. The past is the past after all, yes?

I am watching Gordon Ramsay, in his odd sexiness, teach the country how to cook some neat dishes. I am recording it so I can do it myself later.

I shall leave work in a couple of hours, go home, watch some telly and then crash with the pups snuggled up tight against my legs and back.

Tomorrow begins a new gay agenda and I'm sure it will be full of equally interesting things.
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