What Cracked You Up Today?

[Wrang1er]

While attempting to make Easter egg Rice Krispy treats with my great nephew, Waylon, we were discussing Jesus. I was explaining how Jesus died and rose on Easter. He asked, "So Jesus is a zombie?" I thought it was funny. My mom not so much.

This plus my epic Easter fail with the rice Krispy treats cracked me up!

[Kenna]

When I got to the grocery store check out, the clerk laughed when she saw pickles and 2 tubs of ice cream and asked if I was pregnant. I cracked up and responded "I hope not at my age!"
I had to crack up again because it was Blade who asked me to get sweet pickles and chocolate ice cream.

[Bèsame*]

It was yesterday actually. I had put lace trim on the bottom of two pairs of shorts. Put them away. Took out a pair to wear yesterday. Hmmmm, sat down, ouch!

I apparently forgot to take off the pins around one leg.

I had brought those shorts with me on vacation, but I never wore them! Lol

[Chad]

At Physical Therapy this morning at 7:00 am I had everyone cracking up. I like to incorporate dance moves into my exercises to make it fun. The team got into it and we had a great time laughing and having fun. What a great way to start the day.

[Bèsame*]

Eat salad they said.
It's healthy they said.
You know what never gets recalled?

Cake!
#teamcake

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

Eat salad they said.
It's healthy they said.
You know what never gets recalled?

Cake!
#teamcake

...........

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

Eat salad they said.
It's healthy they said.
You know what never gets recalled?

Cake!
#teamcake

Correct me if I'm wrong but another item I never recollect them re-calling ... ya chocolate!!

[Blade]

This old man that thinks my lap is his home. He and I like to share the string twizzlers. He has no teeth so I take a big bite and give him a little bite. Today I started to open a pack. He was dead asleep on my lap. All the paper crackling he never moved a muscle. I got the candy out of the wrapper and his head started moving. Then that nose went up in the air turning his head side to side. Finally in my lap he spun around to catch me filling my mouth with his twizzlers. 😂😂😂 Didn't take him long to crawl up on my chest and request his bite

[Kenna]

My best friend's response when I offered to deliver coffee to work on this freezing morning.
"I'd love a big ole decaf with that stuff you put in it."

Good thing I know exactly what he was talking about. But I had to improvise when the gas station didn't have "that stuff" and instead had to settle with chocolate and sweet cream.

[FireSignFemme]

I can't stop laughing. A woman pranked her man, said she spent their stimulus money on lingere, so he'd find her sexy after the birth of their twins - Oh no you didn't. Well you're returning them and getting me my money back. Oh yes you are! Let's go! She told him she could'nt it was on sale non-refundable but they might still be able to stop payment on the things she put on credit. He went - What the... you mean you're telling me there's more? She said yes and told him since the clothes cost more than the amount of stimulus money they got she signed an agreement to pay the balance off in monthly installments, but at a good interest rate. He went off. I have to hand it to him he did a really, really good job of restraining himself. It was so funny especially when he realized he'd been pranked. I have to give him a lot of credit, he was a really good sport about it, but I bet he's already plotting his revenge. I hope when he does he makes a video of it. I can empathize, really relate because in my teens my partner did something similar only in our case it was not a prank. I forgave her but talk about a stretch, it wasn't with ease I cleared that hurdle.

[Orema]

Watching Tracey Ullman videos on YouTube.

[Blade]

Watching a video of my great nephew. He is so animated and gets so excited.each year or so he changes up on what excites him. This year it is trains. They took a video of him standing beside the train tracks with the train barreling by lol and he was soooo excited about it.

First it was farm equipment and he could name them all and tellyou what they do. Then trash trucks then emergency vehicles then he got to where he could tell you everything about cars and car parts. Now it is trains. Says he wants to be a teacher or a pastor. So however it turns out he will be well rounded

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Orema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGfjyVOW0

OMG, he was spot on!

[Reach *BANNED*]

a 34 second audio clip that I received at 6:43am.

[Kenna]

My best friend's stories of his day Christmas shopping then later "baby sitting " my goofy pup.

[Bèsame*]

People not being so Feliz Navidad.

There is always something that cracks me up. Thank you!

[nhplowboi]

This morning while scrolling on the computer, I also had CNN on. CNN was talking about the push for electric cars to help with emisson control. At the same time the computer was showing me an article that Hannity was upset the electric cars are not going to have AM radios in them. Seems to me electric cars are a "2 for" when it comes to bad emissions there Mr. Hannity.

[Blade]

GPS....don't listen to it!

[Stone-Butch]

I fell asleep on the couch watching tv waiting for a friend to call. I awoke with the sound of the phone and picked it up and said hello, hello, hello. I sat up and to my surprise I was talking into the tv remote. The phone on the tv woke me up. I laughed so hard at ME for sleeping so soundly.

[Blade]

While riding my golf cart threw the campground I passed a man walking a German Shepherd on an extenda leash. He barked and carried on. As I passed him I heard a BIG dog bark coming from the camper I was passing. I looked that way and saw a Boston Terrier in the window. The people were sitting at the picnic table. I said that is a big dog bark not a Boston Terrier bark. She said there is a Great Dane inside.