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Old 10-22-2010, 03:06 PM   #1
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When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

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Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad.
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