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Don't you hate it when you did everything on your list.....except laundry....and now you have no clean undies?
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Don't you hate it when you wake up ONE minute before your alarm rings!!!!!!!!!!! BLAH!!! And then you think how awesome 60 more seconds would have been lol
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Don't you hate it when the cat
wakes you at 4 am by doing an admirable reenactment of Riverdance all over the bed. And when you look at them with one eye, and ask what they are doing, they look back as if to say, "I was bored and now that your up, you wanna play?"
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My cat's version of Riverdance is mostly all over me - especially the little number I like to call the "Bladder Dance". And I think our cats have been exchanging emails. Either that or its just a cat thing. Then again it could be a lot of both!
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Don't you hate it when cashiers at some stores ask for your phone number when you make a purchase?
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Dont you hate it when you leave the towels in the dryer and after a long hot shower you have to walk through the house wet, butt naked and cold to get to the dryer to get one?
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Don't you hate it when you are climbing back into bed since you just got home from work... I made the choice to work overnights... and you get asked "Why are you going back to bed?" Seriously? Then you get asked "If you can, could you give the dog a bath before we get home?" Again... Seriously?
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When you make supper and it is a disaster...like soggy french fries and chicken still raw......uggggg yuck
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Hate when I take a big drink of coffee , only to realize it's now cold, and I was expecting it to be hot. AAAAHHHH I can't spit it out fast enough.
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Don't you hate it when:
~You can't get the sale price unless you have one of those customer cards? I have so many cards on my key ring, sometimes I can't find the freakin house key. ~You finally memorize the automated phone menu for a place you frequently call and then hear....our menu options have changed. ~When you buy 10 items at the store and the clerk asks if you want a bag? Really? You have to ask? ~When you go to the supermarket with your list in the order of the store layout only to discover they reset the store? ~When you are the only car on the road and some dweeb insists on pulling out of a side road about an inch before you reach them? ~When you have been on hold for so long, when an actual human picks up, you find yourself stammering because you forgot who you called?
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Italian Stallion
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When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....
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the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?
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an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.
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Senior Member
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You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself
Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right |
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