Shit Heard Around this House!!

scootebaby · 12-13-2010, 02:22 PM

a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is

(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise

ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)

Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass

Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring

Me: then roll over

Jo: that doesnt really help yanno

ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something

Jo: i told you those dont help

Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)

Jo: what honey?

Me: nothing--go back to sleep

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12-13-2010, 02:22 PM	#7
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is (2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself (louder whining) Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring Me: then roll over Jo: that doesnt really help yanno ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something Jo: i told you those dont help Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here) Jo: what honey? Me: nothing--go back to sleep