Shit Heard Around this House!!

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by scootebaby

a little background--we have a mini dachshund that tends to forget where doggie door is

(2:30am) i am awakened by what sounds like a low whining noise

ME:dammit Shadow(the dog) you can go outside yourself
(louder whining)

Me: (louder as im throwing covers off of me) for the love of God Shadow,ur such a pain in my ass

Jo: (sleepily) honey Shadow isnt in here,it must be me snoring

Me: then roll over

Jo: that doesnt really help yanno

ME: then get some damn Breathe Right strips or something

Jo: i told you those dont help

Me: (under my breath) and you wonder why im so cranky all the time--i never get any sleep around here)

Jo: what honey?

Me: nothing--go back to sleep

As someone who has periods of being sleep-deprived due to partner snoring, thwap her upside the head with a nice fluffy pillow.

I don't know if it would help, but it sure makes me feel better.