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12-13-2010, 07:12 PM
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After the doorbell rigs......
I got home about noon on Friday from Milwaukee....as I'm stripping off clothes (layers from coming from sub zero weather to 75 degrees) the door bell rings..... I put a tee shirt back on and answer the door....dude standing there... Me: Can I help you? Him: Is the RV in the yard for sale? Me: Do you see a FOR SALE sign on it? Him: No, but I thought it couldn't hurt to ask. Me: If there isn't a FOR SALE sign that usually means something ain't for sale! Him: How about not moving it and renting it out where it stands? Me: I don't think so.....Nope, not in a million years! Door slam!!  |
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12-13-2010, 09:02 PM
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12-13-2010, 11:52 PM
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are you STILL getting drop ins about that RV? Put a sign on it that says "NO! I AM NOT FOR SALE!" already! LOL
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12-14-2010, 11:30 AM
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LMAO! We have a 74 Chevy Cheyenne under the carport that has been sitting there torn apart for about 12 years and get folks stopping by weekly asking if it is for sale. Dear lord folks.. give it a rest! PS.. Don't even ask why it is there.. LONG ass crazy momma story.. PSS.. We are looking for a small RV if ya ever change your mind! ha! |
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12-14-2010, 08:22 PM
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At the dinner table tonight...
Me: (while showing Miss Pink my thumb) It's still got a big knot on it, I don't understand"
Miss Pink: "I do. Ya broke the damn thing and then didn't take proper care of it!" Me: "Oh yeah,there is that..." 
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12-14-2010, 08:29 PM
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Me: Bear, I wish you would stop leaving your balls all over this house!
Bear: .gif "Say What?") Disclaimer: Bear is my dog.
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12-15-2010, 06:54 PM
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talking with jo on the phone
ME: Honey you are not gonna believe this
Jo: what? Me: there is something living in my car Jo: oh my gosh..really? why do u think that? Me: Something or someone ate TWO of my chocolate Entenmann donuts Jo: was the box gnawed thru or opened Me: opened Jo: was ur car unlocked? Me: *snickering* no Jo: wait a minute--r u serious??? Me: no  thought i was gonna wreck the car i was laffin so hard |
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12-16-2010, 12:46 PM
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12-16-2010, 10:56 PM
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10-21-2012, 06:00 PM
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Belle teaching her new "smart phone" her Southern TN drawl
Belle: let's go to the store and buy some eggs Phone: let's go to the store after mating 
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10-21-2012, 06:03 PM
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PS i think Bully has been messin with my phone!!!!!!
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10-21-2012, 06:07 PM
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LOL your smart phone understands me, ha ha.
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10-21-2012, 06:08 PM
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me to Syr as She is commenting about the smacking sound coming from the hamburger prep place.
*gotta slap the meat to get the air out, Syr*
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10-21-2012, 06:19 PM
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01-24-2013, 12:47 AM
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Me: How about you go outside and try out your new skateboard?
Son: No, I can't Me: Why not? Son: There's something wrong with it Me: What? Son: It only goes left Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's a skateboard, what do you mean it only goes left? Apparently there was something wrong with the wheels |
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02-03-2013, 08:20 AM
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wayyyy early this morning, we were...talking....and heard snow plows going by
Me: did it snow?? Teddy: I don't know. Was it supposed to? Me: I'm not sure... Teddy: Well let's see...(reaches for his phone) Me: (laughing) You're checking your phone to see if it snowed?? Whatever happened to looking out the window?! Teddy: Well, my phone says snow... Welcome to the age of technology... |
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02-03-2013, 08:30 AM
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02-03-2013, 09:44 PM
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With Zimmeh's Mom. lol
A random guy to her mom: Did you work at Disney? Her mom: Yea I was Mickey Mouse. Later as we are driving it comes up again. Her mom: Did you work at Disney? Yes I was the mf princess.. LMAO! |
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