What pissed you off today?

[Blade]

Ma'am this is the south and for our New Years treat we will be having collard greens, black eyed peas, fried taters (yours will be without onions) and corn bread and sweet ice tea.

Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhh you are so gross!
Tapioca Pudding!! It's just Tapioca Pudding!!
You eat fried pickles, slimy okra and you smoosh your grits in with your dippy eggs (which looks like baby vomit) but you fuss about "fish egg" pudding, grits sweetened with brown sugar and sushi!
Okay.........
Would you rather have Tapioca Pudding or Sushi for your New Years treat??

PS..... (you're gonna pay for the joke you just pulled with that damn Jurassic Cricket!!)