M&M's

[iamkeri1]

Holy Crap Softness!!!!!!!!!!!

Who woulda thunk you would need a fan to read a post about M&Ms!?!?!?!?

I agree with guihong that "I'll never eat tham the same way again."
Chocolate Smooches,
Keri

Originally Posted by softness

you know, I watch how people eat things, because I have this theory that I can imagine how they are at oral sex by the way they eat food. I even wrote an article once, about how candy can be used to help build oral skills. I read your posts and smiled. Now my turn...

I love randomness...I love to be suprised...I dont want ritual or order. I want to go with whatever I pull out of the bag. What comes next isnt what my focus is about when it comes to eating Ms. Oh no. My focus comes when its in my mouth. I put it in and let it sit in the center of my tongue until I can feel it get warm, when I can tell the hard shell start to get soft..

and I start to slowly move it, around, letting every area get a turn to soften, until all the shell is almost gone. Once you start, the process quickens because the heat that is generated quickly takes care of the M even on the spots where its not resting on the tongue..

the next step takes such patience...and self control...

the milk chocolate begins to melt and I put it on the end of my tongue and use my teeth to hold it against and I move it around, slowly licking against it, like a clit, sloughing off the warm goey milk chocolate,turning it around until all thats left is the little nut...which I spin and push against...until I flip and grind down with my back teeth...

I pause...then move on to my next divine taste...

[Gemme]

I don't like M&Ms. By themselves...itself...theirselves???

IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.

[iamkeri1]

Gemme,
You are committing heresy! You don't like M&Ms? Horrrors!!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Originally Posted by Gemme

I don't like M&Ms. By themselves...itself...theirselves???

IF I eat them, and that's a big if, it will be mixed in with Great Value's Mountain Mix trail mix.

The peanut ones are better. The peanut detracts from the crappy taste of them alone.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by iamkeri1

Gemme,
You are committing heresy! You don't like M&Ms? Horrrors!!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Nope. I only tolerate the taste of chocolate when it's mixed with something equally strong, like peanut butter or coconut.

[iamkeri1]

To each her own - you are probably sweet enough without it. Me, I need a daily dose of chocolate to keep me sweet.
Smooches,
Keri

[Brewcityboi]

i love chocolate. I always eat the brown ones first. I thin divide all of them up by color. I eat the red and the blue ones last. The blue ones are too pretty to eat so i wait until the last possible second. The coconut m&ms are my favorite!

[prettylilgrrl]

I love the new pretzel M&M's! I separate them by color and then by size.

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by Brewcityboi

i love chocolate. I always eat the brown ones first. I thin divide all of them up by color. I eat the red and the blue ones last. The blue ones are too pretty to eat so i wait until the last possible second. The coconut m&ms are my favorite!

True (coconut M&Ms)


the only ones worth eating, imo.