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I looked outside a few minutes ago and there were about a hundred birds swarming around our two bird feeders. I guess word got out, lol
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03-06-2011, 12:16 AM
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Mentally Delicious
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Jackhammer recounting her dream to me.
Jack: "Honey, I had a dream last night that Cinderella was helping me get on a ride so that I could get back to you" Me: "WHAT? Cinderella? Like a cartoon or a real Cinderella?" Jack: "A real one. She had a wand and everything" Me: "BWAAAAHHAAAAAAA. Babe, I don't think Cinderella ever had a wand, BWAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA" Jack, very seriously: "Well this one did" Me: Hysterical laughter Jack: "She was a really nice Cinderella" Me: More hysterical laughter Jack : "It's not funny, I was upset" Me, spewing coke all over the dining room.
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03-06-2011, 12:25 AM
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Ami: (finish laughing) My mom called me Cinderella when I was young Corkey: Cinderellie Ami: Don't .gif "Say What?")
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03-07-2011, 06:44 PM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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...dressed in yellie...
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03-08-2011, 01:34 PM
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When I can only dream of busting these moves...Maybe if I had a back-up beep beep thingy...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW2BpcMnbo&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Funny Grandpa Dancing To Techno[/nomedia] |
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03-08-2011, 01:40 PM
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and this... it has been a funny day...
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03-08-2011, 02:26 PM
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Breaking out into a very terrible rendition of "Hillbilly Bone" with Nancy much to the incredible shock and laughter of the rest of the pod.
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03-17-2011, 03:35 PM
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"Blade sters"
   
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03-18-2011, 12:53 PM
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03-19-2011, 06:47 AM
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an email from my niece after I asked what sizes they wear...here's an exact quote:
sis wears a 10-12 in kids and i wear a small in womans and if u want to get us flip-flops i wear 7-8 or if they run in a eightjust get those and moms birthday si APRIL 17 SHE WILL B 33!!!! shes getting old myn is june 17 i will be thirteen finally a teenager!!! its finally here!!!!!! I must be an ancient aunt since I'm older than her momma?
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03-19-2011, 08:31 AM
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03-19-2011, 05:51 PM
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Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. 
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Walkin' along the main street uptown, i had my ballcap on with my usual clothes & My rainbow "Pride" button on my jackets collar {it states "and so what if I am?"}, 2 sorority chicks walkin' by gigglin', wearin' barely-there shorts *with greek letters on each ass cheek*, tanks & sneakers...
Right when we crossed path the blond said out loud "Maybe u just haven't found the right woman kid, wait till college!" I didn't hesitate and turned with grin that would make cheshire Cat envious.. "Are you offering me your services free of charge?" The stunned look on their face was fuckin priceless, tickled me Pink .. 
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03-19-2011, 09:51 PM
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While out today running chores, Blade was getting several texts from his mom.... when he's driving, I answer his texts.... but she got me with this one....
her text: I picked up some flappers! my response: **picturing a odd but funny visual of Blade's mom wearing flappers .... not flippers .... to flap around the yard** if you only knew the woman, this would crack you up too!!! Me: Blade? what's flappers? 
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03-21-2011, 07:45 PM
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The traffic was backing up as I headed into town today. So, I decided to take an unexpected detour. I also forgot to use my blinker. The huge suv pulling out of the road I turned on to had a driver who bore an uncanny resemblence to Andy Rooney. I smiled at him. He responded with  and some expletives followed by usethe damn blinker. When I finished laughing, I smiled knowing someday soon, I too, will be of the age where I can do things others will see as cute for my age.
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03-21-2011, 09:26 PM
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The reason why my boss was about 20 minutes late for her first client this morning...
Her little dog decided to make a detour through downtown Concord this morning as they were getting out of the car...she usually doesn't have him on a leash because 99.99% of the time he doesn't do this...thinking he'll likely be on a leash tomorrow morning... (I won't take him out without one and keep 4 or 5 in the office.) |
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03-28-2011, 08:24 PM
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The best damn laughing fit I've had with my Roomie in a very long time!!!
Since I've known Blade, I don't think I've laughed so much or as hard in my whole life!! We sure have had some damn good "what CRACKED you up" moments!!! Tonight's hysterical laughter was brought to you courtesy of: Blaze the birthday-Boy and "HAWTflash"!! *disclaimer.... Blaze was not harmed in the making of this event.... Blade, however, is still recovering and in need of a nurse. (note to Blaze..... You gotta call your buddy about this one!! )
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03-28-2011, 08:40 PM
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Didn't I just say Blade was recovering and in need of a nurse?
Just as I posted that, he called from his "corner" for a heat wrap!! 
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03-29-2011, 02:12 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Actually it was Saturday. While at work one of the women was vacuuming cobwebs and was wearing one of those paper respirator face masks. Normally on Saturday's she is out running around to garage sales. It got to be break time and she lifted the mask and put it on top of her head.
Soooo while sitting in the break room, just as seriously and without cracking a smile. One of the guys says S. that's a cute little hat you have there did you get it at a garage sale? She reached up on top of her head not realizing what he was talking about at first....and the whole break room vibrated we were laughing so hard
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03-29-2011, 06:50 PM
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Sitting around with a couple of my friends (in the shop owned by one of them) after work tonight swapping silly stories and laughing like hyenas over my conversation Sunday with the owner of a cool shop up in Maggie...
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03-30-2011, 08:19 PM
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This afternoon a client asked my boss had she considered breeding her dog, a Shih Tzu, with a Bull Dog...resulting in a Bull Sh**....
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