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Jess · 03-01-2011, 07:32 PM

Only three episodes left of Big Love. I am so very very distraught.

Bootboi · 03-01-2011, 07:35 PM

Frankly, I think she is being greedy because she looks pregnant to me.

Rook · 03-01-2011, 10:13 PM

I went to the "Family" bathroom in "Wallyworld", I prefer those because it's Unisex/Gender Neutral...
Apparently, someone was in a Huge rush, kept knocking, and I did say twice "Gimmie a sec.."
When I managed to finish up, tucking my shirt in I walked out, and the bitch had the fucking Gall to growl "Figures...", walked right past and said "Fuckin' faery faggots everywhere"
I snapped..."Fuckin' cocksuckin' breeder bitches everywhere"
She shot a glare before the door closed, and I smiled, with a handsome Flip-off and went on my way....
Cunt...

Kobi · 03-02-2011, 09:59 AM

We are in that weird period between the end of winter
and the beginning of spring. The snow/rain/cold has been
replaced by wind/cold.

Ordinarily I like wind.....in the spring....when a short haircut
gets a tousled look.

But, in the winter, I let the hair grow to keep warm. And
with the wind, tousled becomes a cross between Don King,
Bozo, and Professor Irwin Corey.

It is not a good look.

justkim · 03-02-2011, 07:43 PM

I don't know who wrote this... but it was too cute not to share...

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if

you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Jess · 03-02-2011, 07:58 PM

Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign- What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria.
Barium- What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan- Searching for the cat.
Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.
Colic- A sheep dog.
Coma- A punctuation mark.
D&C- Where Washington is.
Dilate- To live longer than your kids do.
Enema- Not a friend.
Fester- Quicker than someone else.
Fibula- A small lie.
G.I.Series- World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail- What you hang your coat on.
Impotent- Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work.
Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node- I knew it.
Outpatient- A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear- A fatherhood test.
Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative- A letter carrier.
Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery.
Secretion- Hiding something
Tablet- A small table to change babies on.
Seizure- Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor- More than one.
Urine- Opposite of mine.
Varicose- Near by
Hospital- The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

Rook · 03-02-2011, 08:12 PM

I crave ....hmm....
Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah

Jess · 03-02-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook

I crave ....hmm....
Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah

say it loud say it proud!!!

INSPECTOR GADGET!

Rook · 03-02-2011, 08:25 PM

go go gadget rollerskates ! lol

poor brain....

I think this years American Idol will be for the Girls....

Jess · 03-02-2011, 08:27 PM

while most of us sleep comfortably at night... little do we know there is a SHEENism about to be born.

to help us keep up with the ever unfolding mess that is Charlie, here ya go:

http://twitter.com/SheenTranslator

this may be my fav:
"I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me / The truth is a lot like a snuggie. And you can't argue with someone in a snuggie."

Mister Bent · 03-02-2011, 08:32 PM

or is it?

WingsOnFire · 03-02-2011, 08:41 PM

Why is it that my dogs usually behave ONLY when they are sleeping?

Me: calling "Little Guy" over and over and over.. looking in the dark trying to find a freaken 5 pound chihuahua. Nope.. No answer... then a lady comes over and says "are you looking for a dog?" My other dogs bark like crazy, Peppa ballooing in her beagle voice.

Me:

(I was just calling for said dog for nothing

)

Her daughter comes over with the little mongrel... I mean sweet little dog that my Sir loves so much...

Me: Grumbles as I walk in the house with the escapee.

Now they are all sleeping.

Rook · 03-02-2011, 08:46 PM

Yep...
works for Ferrets too...
darling little angels when sleeping / drowsy....
Demonic evil incarnates full of Mischief otherwise....

-Presets tv for Around the world in 80 days *original* & Greystoke, Legend of Tarzan-
w00t !!!

justkim · 03-03-2011, 06:50 AM

Def Leppard is going to be playing in Denver this summer...
Heart will be opening up for them...
*Blink*
I think I may be having flashbacks...

afixer · 03-03-2011, 08:40 AM

tuffboi29 · 03-04-2011, 09:59 AM

I feel like SuperTuff today

Abigail Crabby · 03-04-2011, 05:54 PM

Abigail Crabby · 03-04-2011, 07:22 PM

Diva · 03-04-2011, 07:26 PM

"Diva don't play."

moxie · 03-04-2011, 10:05 PM

Tonight's top news story : Tickets for a high school basketball game were oversold and people couldn't get in. No fights or brawls or anything. Just oversold.

Middle school kid bringing loaded gun to school, ten minutes into broadcast.

And the state government just passed a bill banning the sale of "bath salts" that are causing hallucinations. People are snorting them.

Oh My Kentucky Home.

03-01-2011, 07:35 PM	#5882
Bootboi Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Bear Preferred Pronoun?: Mister Bear.. lol actually whatever not a big deal to me. Relationship Status: Solo sauntering along Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 216 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 127 Thanked 328 Times in 108 Posts Rep Power: 2089260	Dont play coy... Frankly, I think she is being greedy because she looks pregnant to me.

03-01-2011, 10:13 PM	#5883
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I went to the "Family" bathroom in "Wallyworld", I prefer those because it's Unisex/Gender Neutral... Apparently, someone was in a Huge rush, kept knocking, and I did say twice "Gimmie a sec.." When I managed to finish up, tucking my shirt in I walked out, and the bitch had the fucking Gall to growl "Figures...", walked right past and said "Fuckin' faery faggots everywhere" I snapped..."Fuckin' cocksuckin' breeder bitches everywhere" She shot a glare before the door closed, and I smiled, with a handsome Flip-off and went on my way.... Cunt... __________________

03-02-2011, 07:58 PM	#5886
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hillbilly Medical Terms Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign- What you be after you be eight. Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria. Barium- What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan- Searching for the cat. Cauterize- Made eye contact with her. Colic- A sheep dog. Coma- A punctuation mark. D&C- Where Washington is. Dilate- To live longer than your kids do. Enema- Not a friend. Fester- Quicker than someone else. Fibula- A small lie. G.I.Series- World Series of military baseball. Hangnail- What you hang your coat on. Impotent- Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work. Morbid- A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node- I knew it. Outpatient- A person who has fainted. Pap Smear- A fatherhood test. Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative- A letter carrier. Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery. Secretion- Hiding something Tablet- A small table to change babies on. Seizure- Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section. Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the train station. Tumor- More than one. Urine- Opposite of mine. Varicose- Near by Hospital- The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

03-02-2011, 08:12 PM	#5887
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I crave ....hmm.... Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah __________________

03-02-2011, 08:25 PM	#5889
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	go go gadget rollerskates ! lol poor brain.... I think this years American Idol will be for the Girls.... __________________

03-01-2011, 07:32 PM	#5881
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	Only three episodes left of Big Love. I am so very very distraught.

03-02-2011, 09:59 AM	#5884
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,659 Times in 7,654 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	We are in that weird period between the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The snow/rain/cold has been replaced by wind/cold. Ordinarily I like wind.....in the spring....when a short haircut gets a tousled look. But, in the winter, I let the hair grow to keep warm. And with the wind, tousled becomes a cross between Don King, Bozo, and Professor Irwin Corey. It is not a good look.

03-02-2011, 07:43 PM	#5885
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,800 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I don't know who wrote this... but it was too cute not to share... LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.

03-02-2011, 08:27 PM	#5890
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,701 Times in 1,683 Posts Rep Power: 0	while most of us sleep comfortably at night... little do we know there is a SHEENism about to be born. to help us keep up with the ever unfolding mess that is Charlie, here ya go: http://twitter.com/SheenTranslator this may be my fav: "I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me / The truth is a lot like a snuggie. And you can't argue with someone in a snuggie."

03-02-2011, 08:32 PM	#5891
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	It is only coincidence that this image follows a post about Charlie Sheen or is it? __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

03-02-2011, 08:41 PM	#5892
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Why is it that my dogs usually behave ONLY when they are sleeping? Me: calling "Little Guy" over and over and over.. looking in the dark trying to find a freaken 5 pound chihuahua. Nope.. No answer... then a lady comes over and says "are you looking for a dog?" My other dogs bark like crazy, Peppa ballooing in her beagle voice. Me: (I was just calling for said dog for nothing ) Her daughter comes over with the little mongrel... I mean sweet little dog that my Sir loves so much... Me: Grumbles as I walk in the house with the escapee. Now they are all sleeping. __________________ Previously known as MidnightBlueEyes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://gailsforum.files.wordpress.co...-psd340941.png

03-02-2011, 08:46 PM	#5893
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Yep... works for Ferrets too... darling little angels when sleeping / drowsy.... Demonic evil incarnates full of Mischief otherwise.... -Presets tv for Around the world in 80 days original & Greystoke, Legend of Tarzan- w00t !!! __________________

03-03-2011, 06:50 AM	#5894
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,800 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Def Leppard is going to be playing in Denver this summer... Heart will be opening up for them... Blink I think I may be having flashbacks...

03-03-2011, 08:40 AM	#5895
afixer Member How Do You Identify?: human Preferred Pronoun?: ma'am Relationship Status: adrift in my head Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: in and out of the woods Posts: 989 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 491 Thanked 1,508 Times in 659 Posts Rep Power: 8660555

03-04-2011, 09:59 AM	#5896
tuffboi29 Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..in the queer deffinition of the queer meaning of the queer word... Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. SuperTuff Relationship Status: Things happen... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 483 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 894 Thanked 684 Times in 293 Posts Rep Power: 93006	I feel like SuperTuff today __________________ "Today we would pass through the scenes of our youth like travelers. We are burnt up by hard facts; like tradesmen we understand distinctions, and like butchers, necessities. We are no longer untroubled - we are indifferent. We might exist there; but, should we really live there?" ~Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front" http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4605968_n.jpg

03-04-2011, 05:54 PM	#5897
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	__________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

03-04-2011, 07:22 PM	#5898
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	__________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

03-04-2011, 07:26 PM	#5899
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	This makes me twitch.....and giggle.... *"Diva don't play."*

03-04-2011, 10:05 PM	#5900
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,767 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Tonight's top news story : Tickets for a high school basketball game were oversold and people couldn't get in. No fights or brawls or anything. Just oversold. Middle school kid bringing loaded gun to school, ten minutes into broadcast. And the state government just passed a bill banning the sale of "bath salts" that are causing hallucinations. People are snorting them. Oh My Kentucky Home. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

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