Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Hudson · 01-02-2010, 01:30 PM

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." - Justin's dad (shitmydadsays)

evolveme · 01-02-2010, 01:33 PM

“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

- Oscar Levant

Hudson · 01-02-2010, 02:03 PM

"Shopping is HARD, and you're to blame...!" (as misheard and sung by my 4 year old cousin Jake, to the tune of Bon Jovi)

purepisces · 01-19-2010, 09:39 AM

I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. ~Joanne Sherman

Diva · 01-02-2010, 07:21 PM

Sarcasm is the weed that spoils our gardens. ~Jeff Bridges

If I asked you to talk, I didn't mean to. ~ Glenda Casey

NJFemmie · 01-19-2010, 09:59 AM

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde

NJFemmie · 01-19-2010, 10:08 AM

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Oops, you dropped your personality.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

Nice dress. What make is it? Clearance?

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

NJFemmie · 01-19-2010, 10:58 AM

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. (My personal favorite)

Now ye may let the verbal beat downs fly with glorious flair, thou weed ridden urchin-snouted maggot-pie!

"No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash." --Stewie Griffin

Diva · 01-19-2010, 11:12 AM

They worship the ground that he walks away from.

~Sarcasm Society

NJFemmie · 01-19-2010, 11:15 AM

You're about as useful as a popcorn fart.

Diva · 01-19-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

You're about as useful as a popcorn fart.

Nice tie~in....since it IS National Popcorn Day!

Rook · 01-19-2010, 11:32 AM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac"]YouTube- George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"[/ame]

01-02-2010, 01:33 PM	#2
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.” - Oscar Levant __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

01-19-2010, 09:39 AM	#4
purepisces Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Just a girl in love with the world Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Right here, right now Posts: 604 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,477 Thanked 1,607 Times in 491 Posts Rep Power: 9710905	I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. ~Joanne Sherman __________________ Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow. ~Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros

01-19-2010, 09:59 AM	#6
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde __________________

01-19-2010, 10:08 AM	#7
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Oops, you dropped your personality. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. Nice dress. What make is it? Clearance? You're proof that evolution can go in reverse. __________________

01-19-2010, 10:58 AM	#8
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. (My personal favorite) Now ye may let the verbal beat downs fly with glorious flair, thou weed ridden urchin-snouted maggot-pie! "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash." --Stewie Griffin __________________

01-02-2010, 01:30 PM	#1
Hudson Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Truth is stranger than fiction. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 160 Thanked 574 Times in 210 Posts Rep Power: 365377	"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." - Justin's dad (shitmydadsays)

01-02-2010, 02:03 PM	#3
Hudson Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Truth is stranger than fiction. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 160 Thanked 574 Times in 210 Posts Rep Power: 365377	"Shopping is HARD, and you're to blame...!" (as misheard and sung by my 4 year old cousin Jake, to the tune of Bon Jovi)

01-02-2010, 07:21 PM	#5
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Sarcasm is the weed that spoils our gardens. ~Jeff Bridges If I asked you to talk, I didn't mean to. ~ Glenda Casey

01-19-2010, 11:12 AM	#9
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	They worship the ground that he walks away from. ~Sarcasm Society

01-19-2010, 11:15 AM	#10
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You're about as useful as a popcorn fart. __________________

01-19-2010, 11:32 AM	#12
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac"]YouTube- George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"[/ame] __________________

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