Musings from the mind of Bob the chihuahua

[Legendryder]

Wow it has been busy here at my place. Pop decided to change the room around because hy bought a new xbox with kinect. All I know is hy looks like an idiot waving at the tv. I have been keeping busy with my balls. They are still very fun, and I even have saved a couple of the tennis balls to shread at a later date. Pop brought me some beef ribs the other day. Hy said they were dog treats, but all I know is that it is dead cow and I love it.
Pop has been taking me for rides in hys car. It is a lot of fun. I sit in Pops lap and put my feet on the window and watch stuff go by. I have even had people honk at me. Scared me half silly, but it made Pop laugh. I am glad that Pop will be done with school in about a month. Man, hy is cranky. Personally, I think hy should just take a day or two off and get some sleep. Hy keeps saying it is only for a bit longer and hy will be taking a month off from school. I think hy is nuts for wanting to do something that keeps hym from sleeping. Sleep is good. I am an expert on sleeping. I do it often.
Hey, spring is just around the corner though right? Pop got some parts to get the bike fixed up for the new year, so I am hyped. It is getting to be riding time. Pop says as soon as it is warm enough for hym to ride in a tshirt, I get to go. Awesome!!

Well, Pop has to get ready for work so I gotta get to gettin'.

Catch you all on the flip!!

Bob

[lipstixgal]

I'm so glad that Bob is doing good and you are too with school and work. Have fun with Bob on the bike the warm weather is almost here!!

[Legendryder]

Hey from Bob land!!

Well heck, Pop took me to that vet person again. I love the people there, but the poking me with sharp things has gotta go. A guy has to have standards right? That stuff stings like the dickins ok? So back off with the poking. And they stuck something up my butt too. I tried telling the guy that was wrong, but he did it anyhow. Assclown.

Well, I am doing great. The vet person said I have to lay off the snacks though. That did not make me happy. Not my fault I am fluffy. But, Pop says we gotta cut back a little. No more french fries. DAMMITT!! I love those things. But, maybe when I lose the half a pound, we can get back to them. But, as the weather gets warmer, I get a bit more active with outside stuff, so I will run it off.

There are some pretty girls that work at the vet place though. I was flirting with them and made Pop laugh. I can't help it if I am a shameless flirt, just built that way. I'm a stud and I know it. Women can not resist my charms. Pop should take lessons from me, hy cannot buy a date for pete's sake. Hy says that I am company enough, but I think hy needs to get out more. Hy is a little shy actually. I have been trying to tell hym that hy needs to go out. But, nothing yet. Maybe when hy can ride hy will meet people. You can never tell.

Well, anyhow, Pop has homework and I have a bed calling my name. So, as always folks, keep the greasy side down.

Later,

Bob

[Legendryder]

Ok, so here is the latest from the world of Bob......Pop is just about to get the bike fixed. Just waiting on one part and it will be all ready to go. I say it is about damn time. I have not been on the bike all year. Dammit!! I hate that. I love to ride. So, I am gonna have to make Pop take me alot to make up for all that lost riding time. So there. Pop also owes me lunch at Wildcreek BBQ so I will be collecting on that too. I love that place. The owner always "accidently" drops food on the floor when I am there. Very cool.
Pop also needs to get me new tennis balls, cause I ripped the covers off all the ones I got. So, I only got nakid balls right now. Kind of boring if you ask me. I also managed to rip the squeekers out of all those other ones too. So they are nakid non-squeeking balls. Not a good thing. Pop needs to get with it, right?
Well, Pop says it is time for bed. Can't say why, I am not really all that tired. Been nappin' all day. Pop should get a job like mine. Look cute, eat, poop and nap. Hey, it pays the bills, yanno? Like I need money, I don't even have any pockets.

So, as always, keep it between the ditches.

Bob

[Legendryder]

OMG!!! Pop has been a lazy ass, as far as keeping up with this thread. Well, what can I say, I have been here waiting for the opportunity to spew, but Pop............<shakes head>. I hear it all: I'm busy, I got school work to do, gotta go here, gotta go there, too tired........blah blah blah. And Pop calls ME a punk? Really.

Anyhow, Pop and I are considering a move. As soon as the weather gets warm that is. My grandpop is demanding a visit and I just love that guy. He is too cool for school. Not to mention the fact that he sneaks me yummy stuff when Pop isn't lookin' is awesome too!! So, Pop has said if the job thing flops, off to Missouri we go. So, time will tell on that one.

Well, Pop and I spent most of the last of summer and fall riding. It was fantastic and I did get to go to my fave BBQ spot several times. Yummy. I have not been able to ride since October, but Pop promised me a ride the moment the weather hits 70, without rain. Looking forward to that.

The ball situation at this point is GREAT!! At last count I own 9 tennis balls, three that squeek, 6 rubber balls, all squeek, a MASSIVE bone that I got from that Santa dude and a squeeking fire hydrant. I finally killed my squeeking gear, which was sad. It was my second toy that I ever got. But, I am sure that if I continue to be the bestest dog on the planet, I will get another one.

Well, I have some important business to deal with at the moment. Pop just made the bed (again today), so I must go bury myself and snooze. It is my job, one I do very well. So with that, I hope everyone has a great day, keep it real and between the ditches.

Later,

Bob

[starryeyes]

This is my princess Romee. She likes Bob.... Tell Bob and see if he's willing to give her a chance!

:-)

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[Legendryder]

Wow, she is hot!!!

I do not date much, my Pop had me "fixed" back when I was a pup. I do not understand that, I was not aware that I was broken.