The Never-Ending Bathroom Debate

DomnNC · 03-10-2011, 11:06 AM

Bathrooms, they can be a fun lil trip if you let them. I don't look down at the floor, I go in like I own the damn place (doesn't matter which one I choose to use and I always choose the one that I can pee at the quickest cuz when ya gotta go, ya gotta go). But if one stands there gawking I have a couple little sayings via my dearly departed as she would be quick to say it if I didn't get there first (even tho I don't identify this way, chuckles).

To the women:
Honey, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever be and more man that you'll ever fucking have.

To the men:
Dude, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever have and more man than you'll ever fucking be.

Then I or my wife would offer to take a pic with our cell phone and offer to email/snail mail it to them.

It generally shut them the hell up right quick and made them look elsewhere.

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03-10-2011, 11:06 AM	#11
DomnNC Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Male Preferred Pronoun?: He/Him Relationship Status: Widow Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Permanently Banned 11/15/2011 Posts: 1,223 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,618 Thanked 2,582 Times in 837 Posts Rep Power: 0	Bathrooms, they can be a fun lil trip if you let them. I don't look down at the floor, I go in like I own the damn place (doesn't matter which one I choose to use and I always choose the one that I can pee at the quickest cuz when ya gotta go, ya gotta go). But if one stands there gawking I have a couple little sayings via my dearly departed as she would be quick to say it if I didn't get there first (even tho I don't identify this way, chuckles). To the women: Honey, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever be and more man that you'll ever fucking have. To the men: Dude, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever have and more man than you'll ever fucking be. Then I or my wife would offer to take a pic with our cell phone and offer to email/snail mail it to them. It generally shut them the hell up right quick and made them look elsewhere.