Jokes and things that made you laugh.

tiggs · 04-15-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were discussing how they should celebrate their big evening when the wife decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. The husband liked the idea and suggested having dinner the same way as their wedding night, eating at the dinner table naked and his wife agreed.

Later that night at the table the wife said, Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.

The husband replied, That’s because they’re sitting in your soup.

I sent this joke to my wonderfully funny Husbutch, Hys reply:

i guess that would be ok cuz the napkin wouldnt be the only thing laying limp on his lap

Got to love a good laugh!

Starbuck · 04-15-2011, 05:45 PM

Two dyslexics walk into a bank and yell, "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"

Janstevie · 04-16-2011, 06:49 AM

Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says ” how do you know”? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!

04-15-2011, 05:45 PM	#2
Starbuck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 2,436 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,378 Thanked 2,148 Times in 756 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Not making fun of dyslexia here! Two dyslexics walk into a bank and yell, "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!" __________________ To forgive is to set the prisoner free, And then discover the prisoner was you. Last edited by Starbuck; 04-15-2011 at 05:46 PM. Reason: Needed editing

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04-16-2011, 06:49 AM	#3
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says ” how do you know”? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!