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During all of this, we were going thru mah variety jars.  One has shake in it, for reserves. One has buds that are caked in THC powder (from inside mah grinder). I empty one n show her the different baggies of powder covered nuggets of goodness. She has whiffed so many jars this morning (cuz she loves n humors me)...she picks up the jar I just emptied the baggies out of and said "...here Daddi, here's a jar to put them in" .gif "Say What?")  
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04-24-2011, 08:26 PM
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04-27-2011, 12:25 PM
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"It's not that scary, open yer mouth..." 
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Me: I thought for your lunch I'd mix the leftover fajitas with some rice.
Butch, shaking like an enthusiastic puppy: Okay!! Me:  Butch, still dancing in place: All those peppers!! It's butt-wigglin' good!!  *hmmm... possibly I should cook with more peppers...* |
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04-30-2011, 01:09 PM
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Yesterday, shopping with my son. I planned to buy some plants that were outside the store so I told my son to help me remember which ones to tell the cashier to ring up.
Me: "Ok, remember the 3 gallon hibiscus and the $15 assorted tropical" Son: "3 gallon hibiscus, $15 tropical. Got it." We get inside and spend about an hour looking around and shopping, so of course I forgot what we were getting. I told my son to tell the cashier which plants. Son: *thinking for a moment* "We're getting a 15 3-gallon high biscuit. Oh, and it's tropical!" Me: Cashier:  At least it jogged my memory so I could translate it to the cashier. My son was slightly embarassed but chuckled about it. Now we have officially named it "The Almighty High Biscuit" LOL |
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04-30-2011, 01:13 PM
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Oh, I forgot about this one til just now. On the way to purchase the "high biscuit", we were singing in the car as usual. My son is kinda geeky like me so he loves oldies and showtunes so we popped in one of the mix CDs I made. A few songs in, "Mr Sandman" starts playing. We are both merrily singing along. Then I happen to notice what my son is singing.
Son: *belting it out at the top of his lungs* "Mr Sandman, Bring me a drink..." Me: "A drink?" Son: "Yeah. What?" Me: totally cracking up and had to google the lyrics on my Droid to prove to him that it is supposed to be "Bring me a dream" I love my kid...LOL |
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05-01-2011, 07:09 PM
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Out to lunch with my folks today...
My dad said something to my mom that I did not hear but I most certainly heard the reply... Mom: Dick your a asshole! Dad: Me: *blink* *giggle* Mom: evil eye Dad: Me: *giggle* Mom: flips dad the bird behind his back while people in the restaurant are staring at them... I guess that is what 45 years together will do... Man I love them both so much... |
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05-03-2011, 12:17 PM
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Overheard on a Miracle Whip commercial: Miracle Whip is the greatest party of all time. It's a party all the time, but it's in my mouth. Everyone's gonna be there. 
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05-19-2011, 01:18 AM
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Mrs C--will u love me forever?
Mr C--yes ma'am...just don't kill anyone or cheat on me (dont want to test it) Mrs C--even if I were 1000lbs & (insert more outrageous stuff here) Mr C-- for sure Mrs C-- I wouldn't be attractive. I wouldn't feel right you having sex with me if you weren't attracted to me anymore... Mr C--  then don't do that...
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05-19-2011, 07:50 AM
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My brother-in-law to his girlfriend after burning himself when removing something from the oven, 'do you need a safe word, if its self inflicted pain?'.
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06-26-2011, 08:52 PM
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Overheard in the car on Mack Road today:
 Mrs Day: "...there's a lot of people out driving today...gives me anxiety Daddi"  Daywalker: "...no problem. I'll just deploy my American Consumer Product Dispensary Tactic for this situation"  Mrs Day: <head tilt>>>> "...huh?"  Daywalker: "We're gonna pull into Walgrees up ahead. By the time you've reached the door you should feel that anxiety just melting away..." 
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06-26-2011, 11:43 PM
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T: "You have a hairy flower..." Actually talking about a plastic toy flower that had long purple hair lol
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06-27-2011, 05:22 AM
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The boy: I just wanted to let you know we are almost in emergency crisis mode. Me: Emergency crisis mode? What, prey-tell, is that? The boy: We only have a stick and a half of butter left! Me:
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06-27-2011, 07:15 AM
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On a suburban street in Columbus OH, one woman to another, looking out at the remains of a skunk run over in the street:
"At least the skunk smell masks the smell of decomposition." (I'm thinking that someone has been watching a bit much of the Casey Anthony trial.)
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Sunshyne & I were at a car dealership.
A friend of mine(who works there) overheard & shared... Guys standing there looking at us thru the window Guy 1: ....so that makes her(referring to me) like the guy right? Guy 2: yeah Guy 1: I am not sure I am comfortable saying that... Guy 1's dad(owner of dealership): Why not? You're just jealous she gets to eat more pussy than u... Wow....way to go old Iowa dad...stand up for the lesbians...lol
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I overheard this a couple years ago but I hope I don't forget it:
Asa was about 9 and we were at a Cub Scouts jamboree, or whatever. This time, I was the only Mama with our troop; all the other parents were Papa's. One of the littler Cub Scouts says, "You're supposed to bring your dad." And Asa says, with resignation in his voice, "Don't worry. It's not going to make any difference." I just want to add that I pinned those Papi's asses in archery! Oh! Yeah! Woo-woo-woo!
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