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Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Joey Pagano? Yes, Father, it is. And who was the girl you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say, says Joey Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? I'll never tell Was it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her Father Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, What'd you get? I got four months vacation and five good leads! |
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05-14-2011, 01:26 PM
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only in florida
So I was on my way home - I was sorta out in the country, and as I am driving I see the start of advertising signs for the upcoming fruit/veg stand
Plant City Strawberries Sweet Corn Big Ass Tomatoes 
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05-14-2011, 01:32 PM
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Hi Gemme
So your saying Big Ass Tomatoes are a specific kind of tomato? Quote:
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05-14-2011, 02:40 PM
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 No, it's not a specific brand. I was being facetious. I just always say that I'm looking for some big ass tomatoes. *grin* Why get the little ones when big ones are available? |
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05-14-2011, 05:22 PM
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LOL ok, just clarifying, since everything is bigger in Texas, that maybe you had some kind of funky new tomatoes.
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05-14-2011, 05:24 PM
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Used to love eating at Dinosaur BBQ in Syracuse when we lived there....but it was always a little tricky at business lunches when what I really wanted to order was the "Big Ass Pork Plate."
Image hell....it was worth the momentary .gif "Say What?") look that followed from co-workers.
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