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Old 06-15-2011, 11:40 AM   #1
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caddywhompus - crooked, broken, bent, sideways, damaged

* I sat on my glasses and now they are all caddywhompus.
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A true statement about my Hayden, from his mother, who was full of these:

"You move so slow, dead lice wouldn't fall of you!"
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my mother's favorite to just about anything my sister would do; "you're slower than molasses in January"
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Oooo fun! While looking for the correct spelling and the definition of one word I found another!

* Euphonious-Pleasant sounding, especially a pleasant sounding word.
From the ancient Greek word euphonos, meaning "sweet-voiced":
eu-, good + phone, sound.

* Crepuscular-Of or like twilight; dim.
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My mothers was "Slower than frozen molasses going up hill" lol
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it's one of my favorite words, more even so, it's one of my favorite states of being....
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I've always heard these and use them today, myself:

"Thank G-d and Sonny Jesus".....

and....

"Jesus have pity"
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my dad always said (and probably still does say) "JUDAS PRIEST" instead of more traditional curse words.
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I've always heard these and use them today, myself:

"Thank G-d and Sonny Jesus".....

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"Jesus have pity"
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Trousers

*as in, pants

OR (better yet):

the phrase, "All talk and no trousers" - Blustering and boastful, showing off without having the qualities to justify it.
(I must credit Sparkle with bringing this use of trousers into my daily lexicon)
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Twit.

My Mother must have called me that a million times!
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twitterpated


1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.


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redd out = clean up

redd up = clear the table

smearcase = cottage cheese


uh, unless nobody else ever heard those.....
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caddywhompus - crooked, broken, bent, sideways, damaged

* I sat on my glasses and now they are all caddywhompus.
haha yes... and the ever (no longer) popular kittywampus
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What in the Sam Hill?!

Sam Hill is an American English slang phrase, a euphemism or minced oath for "the devil" or "hell" personified (as in, "What in the Sam Hill is that?"). Etymologist Michael Quinion and others date the expression back to the late 1830s
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