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07-09-2011, 01:48 PM
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07-09-2011, 02:05 PM
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Sweet Lynx kitty being a young, playful kitty instead of a shy, not to sure if the human is friendly kitty. And then coming up to and meowing politely for some petting.
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10-27-2011, 06:29 PM
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I tell ya...it can be dangerous to laugh so hard when you've had an awful cough
 and chest cold for over a month.........right before quitting time today, I was talking to a new staff member when one of our Nurses suddenly pops around the corner of my cubicle...so suddenly, she startled me... she had this very amused look on her face and stated: "I know you're into a lot of things, do you have a whip I could borrow tomorrow?" ...my reaction was  ....and the new staff member standing with us had stopped her conversation very abruptly and was so stunned that she looked frozen!! I literally shook the stunned look off my face and asked "what??"... she chuckled and said "do you have a whip?"... I busted out laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe!! *coughing fit ensued*...I thought I needed my inhaler!! After I recovered, I managed to say "my roomie used to own horses, I think he might have a few training whips or riding crops?"... she responded "YEAH!! that's what I want!!...I knew you were the one to ask!!" ...WHY ON EARTH she thought I'd be the one to ask is BEYOND me!! (I never share that side of me at work  ).......I thought the new staff member was going to drop from not breathing and my ribs were hurting from coughing and laughing too hard!! The Nurse left as suddenly as she had appeared, with a very happy, goofy look on her face...planning her Halloween tricks and treats!  Later I tracked her down to her cubicle and whispered "You know... when you asked me that question, I thought to my self that I do have a friend that's in the BDSM Community who has a few of those, but I wouldn't ask him to borrow one!!"...it was her turn to laugh!! but she didn't blush like I thought she would! She said the riding crop would do "just fine" 
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10-29-2011, 07:11 PM
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Cracked my self UP
Beasley did find this amusing today, but while we were at the grocery store I would hide behind displays and then jump out at people and yell, "Peek-a-boo!".
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10-29-2011, 07:53 PM
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Turned out my date today was an ex-nun. I asked her what she thought the per cent of nuns were lesbian. She said, "80-90%".
I said: "Seriously?" She said: "Well, based on the number I slept with in my order, that is". Cracked me up!
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11-23-2011, 06:24 PM
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...and, apparently, CBS deleted the jokes about Mr. Bachman
funny but sad in a way
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11-29-2011, 03:47 PM
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12-03-2011, 06:37 PM
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I didn't feel like going to town tonight after busting my butt all day, so I asked Blade to pick up something I had forgot when we were in town, cleaning out the storage shed... he called from the store...
"what color are they?" Me: that wasn't a question I expected
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12-03-2011, 08:52 PM
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The Grover Near Far video...I'm still chuckling over that one.
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12-03-2011, 08:55 PM
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A Swedish Chef video posted here today...with pumpkins becoming pies...OMG...cracked me up and made me feel infinitely better (home with cold tonight...sigh) Still smiling though!
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12-07-2011, 01:40 AM
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12-15-2011, 11:02 AM
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The Massachusetts DMV no longer issues renewal notices for drivers licenses. Same might be true for professional and trade licenses as well. Apparently they feel if you are old enough to drive and have a career, you are old enough to remember to renew your licenses. Drivers licenses are renewed every 5 years; trades and prof every 2 years. It is a cost cutting measure. But I wonder how much revenue is lost when people forget? I cant remember what I had for breakfast. |
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12-16-2011, 01:20 PM
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12-16-2011, 03:12 PM
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I have to say that it's a good thing that brat of a boy calling his parents stupid and that last boy aren't mine. They would never say shit like that again, I assure you. However...today, I was talking with the daughter of a long time customer and we were talking about her parents losing the keys to their lock and she said, "They're old. They shouldn't have keys" and it just cracked me the Hell up because we'd been discussing what her dad and his brother....a couple of sixty somethings....were doing when they lost the keys and it just rubbed my funny bone. |
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12-16-2011, 08:28 PM
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This guy at work always calls me a freakin' hippie. Today he named me Moonflower..lol. That really cracked me up.
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01-31-2012, 07:32 PM
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The look on my manager's face when a staff member pipes up to correct a young reporter: "Herman Cain dropped out of the race." ...
.gif "Say What?") ... (How did they not know that?!!!)
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01-31-2012, 08:15 PM
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