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07-14-2011, 10:46 PM
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AND...if you work in a cubicle, the fart goes UP and CIRCULATES! AND...if your co-workers are aware of your gastrointestinal "issues"...your name becomes the secret curse word whispered around the water cooler in the hallway. (not that i would know this, by the way) 
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07-14-2011, 11:13 PM
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I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted
(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)
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07-14-2011, 11:18 PM
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07-14-2011, 11:43 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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I will not lose my cool when I feel all
 I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at I will not forget where I've come from I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her 
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07-15-2011, 03:20 AM
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...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass ...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne ...change my restaurant tipping habits... ...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures ...not get at least 2 more tattoos... ...take any minute of life with my honey for granted
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07-15-2011, 05:49 AM
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I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.
I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops. I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts.
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07-15-2011, 08:59 AM
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07-15-2011, 09:29 AM
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I will NOT stop calling the catdog an asshole until she stops being one
 (Im stubborn) I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!) I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today) |
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07-16-2011, 05:11 AM
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I will NOT date a cigarette smoker.
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07-15-2011, 11:05 AM
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I will not bite.
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07-15-2011, 09:36 PM
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07-21-2011, 09:37 PM
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stop yelling at UB for eating all the chocolate out of my trail mix (ummm..thats the only reason I buy the stinkin stuff) stop hoping my Bubby comes home. forget to thank God everyday for giving me one more day clean and sober. |
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07-21-2011, 09:53 PM
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07-29-2011, 06:21 AM
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I WILL NOT play nice with the other kids.... I don't have to!
I WILL NOT drink any Patron tonight...I'm a bit hung over I WILL NOT let the crap at work get to me today....2 days off coming sooon! I WILL NOT miss my workout tonight..... think I need it, stress relief!
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07-29-2011, 06:29 AM
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I will not continue the unpleasantry with which my day started.
I will not dwell on others' radically incorrect assumptions about me and how much it hurts me to have someone think that about me.
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07-29-2011, 08:16 AM
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I will not smoke today...<3 I will not admit i love this thread I will not be late to work,,,,wait yes i will be
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07-29-2011, 08:45 AM
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I WILL NOT let gaea smoke today.....I will smoke enough for both of us!
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07-29-2011, 08:58 AM
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07-31-2011, 03:01 AM
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