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Old 01-26-2010, 11:45 AM   #1
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and thats ya'll

Come on down yankee!
Actually, my dear southern sistah... its "all ya'll" - plural, dontcha know??

We aint slaughterin them chickens for the fryers, are we? :P

You plannin' a real ho'down!
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Actually, my dear southern sistah... its "all ya'll" - plural, dontcha know??

We aint slaughterin them chickens for the fryers, are we? :P

You plannin' a real ho'down!

well hell I can barely talk and now you want me to spell? lol

No, buying chicken.

Big ass ho down for sure
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I will have to remind Jess that the morning after attire is NOT Hys bathrobe, cowboy boots and cowboy hat...

I still dont think that the lil ole methodists attending church that morning were quite prepared for that hunk o'burnin love meandering in the yard...
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I will have to remind Jess that the morning after attire is NOT Hys bathrobe, cowboy boots and cowboy hat...

I still dont think that the lil ole methodists attending church that morning were quite prepared for that hunk o'burnin love meandering in the yard...

lol- omg I see that in my minds eye.
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Fried Chicken......will it be crispy? I like mine with some crunch. I like to cook, but I also like when someone else cooks for me. I never mind helping in the kitchen.

Now lets get the music cranked up for a line dance or three. I only know one, so I'm up for learning if someone wants to teach me.
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I sure hope someone is bringing nanner puddin. Aint no southern anything worth nothin without real nanner puddin. I don't know how to make it.

Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
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I sure hope someone is bringing nanner puddin. Aint no southern anything worth nothin without real nanner puddin. I don't know how to make it.

Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
yep yep with vanilla wafers of course
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Red velvet mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
I can make my Momma's handed down nanner puddin... The "pudding" is egg yolks, an obscene amount of sugar, milk and vanilla...slowly cooked and constantly stirred (sorta like a roux)...

I've been told that its some grand stuff. I dont eat it, but apparently, I sure can make it....
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Fried Chicken......will it be crispy? I like mine with some crunch. I like to cook, but I also like when someone else cooks for me. I never mind helping in the kitchen.

Now lets get the music cranked up for a line dance or three. I only know one, so I'm up for learning if someone wants to teach me.

ohhh you gotta check out that link I have here on perfect fried chicken. Southern Fried Chicken is an art. When you soak it in buttermilk you're adding flavor and fat. Its all about the fat. lol
Then you want to oil just right or you'll have brown outside, raw inside. The link will tell you a lot. Give it roll.

But we'll be happy to provide the fried foods if ya'll bring the fixin's.
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ohhh you gotta check out that link I have here on perfect fried chicken. Southern Fried Chicken is an art. When you soak it in buttermilk you're adding flavor and fat. Its all about the fat. lol
Then you want to oil just right or you'll have brown outside, raw inside. The link will tell you a lot. Give it roll.

But we'll be happy to provide the fried foods if ya'll bring the fixin's.

I am a Yankee living in Oklahoma and I'll admit, no matter how hard I try, I can't fry. I can never get the oil right. It's either too hot or not hot enough. I can cook almost anything, but keep me away from frying anything.....unless I have a deep fryer I can set the temperature on.
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lol- omg I see that in my minds eye.
Its, oddly enough, hawt...

Must be true about love being blind cause I love Hym any way Hy wants to be...
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Its, oddly enough, hawt...

Must be true about love being blind cause I love Hym any way Hy wants to be...
damn right! I believe that totally,
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I'm here with a giftie for the "threadwarmin' party".

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Now the way I heered it:

Ya know yer a redneck when:

1. You mow the front lawn and find a pickup sittin' there.

2. You go to a family reunion and find a date.

3. Yer belt buckle is made from a beer can.

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Chuckling....Jet, I've actually push mowed my yard after midnight with flashlights duct taped to the mower handle. LOL yes this is a true story!
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1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add potatoes and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain, cool, peel and chop.
2. Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring water to a boil; cover, remove from heat, and let eggs stand in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from hot water, cool, peel and chop.
3. In a large bowl, combine the potatoes, eggs, celery, onion, relish, garlic salt, celery salt, mustard, pepper and mayonnaise. Mix together well and refrigerate until chilled.
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