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Old 08-22-2011, 05:25 PM   #1
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"

My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL
Along those lines, my dad had a few:

Colder than a well diggers arse.
Useless as tits on a bull.
If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...")
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He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice.
He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof.



And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free?
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at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:18 PM   #8
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they don't have 2 nickels to rub together
You can't get blood from a turnip.

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Old 08-23-2011, 09:24 AM   #11
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Fine as frog hair...
Ahhhh you beat me to it on this one. Another one of my Mom's favs.
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He's reply...

If I was any better I'd have to sit on my hands to keep them from clapping!!

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My grandmother called the sofa a davenport. We would mock her and call it a diving board and take off running and dive onto it. When she wasn't watching of course. Which reminds me, don't ever dive face first onto a sofa with those clear plastic covers on them. Always hit shirt or socks first. When you hit face (skin)first you tend to stop way faster than you were expecting to. Don't ask me how I know.;-)
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It's colder than a well diggers ass crack, out here.

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