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"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"
My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL |
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Colder than a well diggers arse. Useless as tits on a bull. If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...") |
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Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Not the brightest bunny Dumber than a box of rocks
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Sweatin' like a whore in church
Like trying to stack greased BB's in a corner (impossible task) Dumber than a box of hammers Like a dog with a bone (won't let go!) Catch more flies with honey than vinegar (Looks) "rode hard and put up wet" Pretty is, is pretty does Can you tell I'm from the South? |
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He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice. He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof. And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free? |
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Say goodnight, Gracie
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Loggerhead - a thick-headed or stupid person; blockhead
at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling
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In a New York minute! (that means real fast)
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Fine as frog hair...
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You can't get blood from a turnip.
Which leads into.... I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. Quote:
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My old boss you to say to everyone that walked in the door and said... How are you today....
He's reply... If I was any better I'd have to sit on my hands to keep them from clapping!! I must admit I do use this "quote" on occasion! *lmccao |
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Davenport (couch)
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"Well, I swanny."
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My grandmother called the sofa a davenport. We would mock her and call it a diving board and take off running and dive onto it. When she wasn't watching of course. Which reminds me, don't ever dive face first onto a sofa with those clear plastic covers on them. Always hit shirt or socks first. When you hit face (skin)first you tend to stop way faster than you were expecting to. Don't ask me how I know.;-)
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I forgot what I was going to say; must've been a lie.
It's colder than a well diggers ass crack, out here. "mickey mouse around"
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