Jokes and things that made you laugh.

Janstevie · 09-10-2011, 08:07 AM

"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

Scorp · 09-10-2011, 08:42 AM

Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife."What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says..."I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", he replies...."I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get out."

tapu · 09-10-2011, 11:08 AM

Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke:

You goin' to Bangor tonight?

Bangor? I hardly know 'er!

DapperButch · 09-10-2011, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke:

You goin' to Bangor tonight?

Bangor? I hardly know 'er!

You're a dork.

A funny dork.

AtLast · 09-10-2011, 01:35 PM

From time to time, I pop into this thread to get a laugh or two. I think it is a fun thread- except there are some jokes about size and weight that I find offensive. And the site covers sizism as against its TOS.

Sometimes we don't recognize that "fat" jokes can hurt people deeply. One of the things I was amazed with while I went through a period of my life in which I was obese was that people will just make comments about weight without any thought at all.

The other thing that bothers me about this is that many people that deal with weight issues have some very serious and life threatening eating disorders and I feel that fat jokes are just another way to divert attention away from serious thought about something that can be seriously impacting someone's life.

This was hard for me to post in some ways as having some threads that are for joking around is a good thing and I honestly doubt that anyone that has posted a joke involving weight is really meaning to be cruel in any way. I just think this is something to have sensitivity to.

Venus007 · 09-10-2011, 04:59 PM

A photon goes on vacation, when she gets to the hotel the clerk says, "Ma'am, may I help you with your bags" she says "No, thanks, I'm traveling light".

Janstevie · 09-19-2011, 02:01 PM

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . .
..so I did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the
60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking - And then I saw her face . . . .

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. The locals were
shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend
is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a
couple of Swan Vesta matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to
walk.

09-10-2011, 11:08 AM	#3
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	hey, dapperbutch Well-known and oft-told Mainer Joke: You goin' to Bangor tonight? Bangor? I hardly know 'er! __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

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Venus007 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status: Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,417 Thanked 4,749 Times in 1,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Buuuuh dump bum A photon goes on vacation, when she gets to the hotel the clerk says, "Ma'am, may I help you with your bags" she says "No, thanks, I'm traveling light". __________________ . "I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. " Ayn Rand, Anthem "So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?" Timothy Leary

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Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . . ..so I did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela. My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking - And then I saw her face . . . . Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. The locals were shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary! My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk. Last edited by Janstevie; 09-19-2011 at 02:11 PM.

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09-10-2011, 08:07 AM	#1
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."

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Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife."What would you do if I won the lottery?" She says..."I would take half, then leave you." "Excellent", he replies...."I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get out."

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AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	From time to time, I pop into this thread to get a laugh or two. I think it is a fun thread- except there are some jokes about size and weight that I find offensive. And the site covers sizism as against its TOS. Sometimes we don't recognize that "fat" jokes can hurt people deeply. One of the things I was amazed with while I went through a period of my life in which I was obese was that people will just make comments about weight without any thought at all. The other thing that bothers me about this is that many people that deal with weight issues have some very serious and life threatening eating disorders and I feel that fat jokes are just another way to divert attention away from serious thought about something that can be seriously impacting someone's life. This was hard for me to post in some ways as having some threads that are for joking around is a good thing and I honestly doubt that anyone that has posted a joke involving weight is really meaning to be cruel in any way. I just think this is something to have sensitivity to.