Speak in Questions (aka Communicating Via Query, as per June) - Page 3

SuperFemme · 01-20-2010, 02:23 PM

Why did it take three reads to understand the bzzzzz in Junes post?

Is that oak tree going to finally fall into my house along with the hill behind me?

A few inches of rain and a tornado down south and it's all about StormWatch 2010? Seriously?

Just maybe it is not a great idea to build a house on the side of a hill after two or three wildfires have raged on by?

Would I rather move in a truck? Or via house sliding down the hill to a new location in the neighbors pool?

Do i seem feverish?

The Oopster · 01-20-2010, 03:23 PM

Is burt's bee lip balm the stuff in the little jar? Why is jenny surprise that her brain is melded with june's? Why does Juney have a baby's beehind on her hands? Did the bzzzzzzzzz fly over my head? Is the bee suit hiding in my car? Will it have to come out tonight?

If they didn't build on the side of the hill where would they build? Is it fun to have a driving job this week? Am i enjoying not working today? Would you be any wetter in the neigbor's pool? Could you then also have a moat? Is the hill you are on that big? Is my memory fading me? Do I hope it's just superone's normal delirium?

always2late · 01-20-2010, 03:25 PM

Did someone finally take the sign that says "Psychos please apply" off my back?

SuperFemme · 01-20-2010, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by always2late

Did someone finally take the sign that says "Psychos please apply" off my back?

Did they replace it with velcro?

Dude · 01-21-2010, 09:06 AM

Does my ass look big?

Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth?
Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices?
Was it painful?
Where's my fuckin star?

Is there really a shooting range at the college here?
Why did I sell the 22 of my youth?
Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush
really have one handy?

Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching?
Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases?
Maybe they always did?
Do they eat pork in Haiti?
Could we test it all and send the good stuff there?
Surely there is some that's good?

What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again?
Am I not talking roosters?
Can I please have a baby Brahma cow?
And some milking goats?
And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey?
And 7 chickens?
And one guard goose for Arnold?
And a new barn?
Is that really asking too much?
How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon?

Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet?
Does she have emergency lube just in case?

The_Lady_Snow · 01-21-2010, 01:16 PM

Did someone say cock in here?

How much is to much cock?

Who else like cock cake here?

The Oopster · 01-21-2010, 05:31 PM

Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake?

Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries?

Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time?

violaine · 01-21-2010, 05:42 PM

where are the bees all going? do you find local honey helpful with allergies- if you have any? can a talk radio show ever keep your interest/you in the car and errands take longer?

Dude · 01-27-2010, 10:13 AM

Does June think I need help getting in trouble?

Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night?
300 pound-er give or take?
Did I also recently have to straddle a possum?
Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day?

Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills?
Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler?

Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me?
Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3?
Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?.........

Next testing date is 5-25?

Dont I need another cuppa?

Dude · 01-27-2010, 12:51 PM

Aint I worried bout the bees too?
Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out?

Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed?
Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head?
What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side?
Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs?
Might they want it?

hippieflowergirl · 01-27-2010, 01:08 PM

is my dog addicted to frisbee? are there 12 step groups for dogs? is a dog's Higher Power "Dog" or "God"? can a dog admit to being powerless over frisbee? would a dog even be bothered by being powerless over frisbee...or any other cool toy or funky smelling thing?

how many years can one person stand to be wholly exhausted, physically, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually, before something gives?

always2late · 01-27-2010, 02:35 PM

How much wood could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?

(sorry, it was the cock questions that set that off...sigh, there is no help for me really lol)

Dude · 01-30-2010, 10:40 AM

Was I talkin bout bee houses hidden from strangers because you aint sposed to have them in this town?
Don't Jaqueline find out everything the hard way?
Isn't that best?

Do I dare visit the "she says ,I hear" thread to share stories of love with the group?
Do my spare time activities still involve lookin for a better job and/or a part time one in addition to.
Do I dream of chicken coops? (must you grind it in repeatedly)?
Am I (for the first time ever, I believe) qualified to get financial aid for school?
Am I pondering or mulling?
Which is better?

Did I just delete some sap from the mix?

Deborah · 01-31-2010, 10:01 PM

Did I go to see Dude in the pouring rain at dinner break and see him walking to his jeep under an umbrella being held by the cute church lady....

Daywalker · 01-31-2010, 10:57 PM

Dude is getting a spanking?

Will there be ?

Is it wrong that mah first thoughts were of the buffet and not the show?

weatherboi · 02-01-2010, 06:17 AM

Is it Feb 10th yet?

Why does it takes sooooo long for my smiley page to load?

Deborah · 02-01-2010, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Does Dude need a spanking? Can I help?

Did the Church Lady offer Dude her spare bible to read during his break?

Did the Church Lady bring her EXTRA LARGE umbrella made for two so that she wouldn't have to walk so close to my butch, or was she being a little too thoughtful and considerate?

Does the Church Lady want to give Dude a spanking?

Do I need to put a curse on the Church Lady?

Dude · 02-02-2010, 10:45 AM

If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me?

Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady,
the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has
schizophrenia?

Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states?
Can you feel it?

Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ?
Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack?
Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi?
Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?

SassyLeo · 02-02-2010, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weatherboi

Why does it takes sooooo long for my smiley page to load?

Yes, why does it? Could it be that it has too many graphics? could it be the computer is slow processing?

Daywalker · 02-02-2010, 03:27 PM

Don't I just love Tupperware?

Is it true I had a hella stoner Tupperware party back in the day?

And don't I still have my awesome set of Tupperware that
I won for hella sales from that party?

Will I not be so kind to a Church Lady if she eyeballs mah Tupperware?

Am I STILL looking for a lid to mah speshel blue tumbler that I used
to use daily...and refuse to get rid of it until said lid has been found?

Oh, is that a Hoarder tendency?

01-20-2010, 03:25 PM	#43
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Did someone finally take the sign that says "Psychos please apply" off my back? __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

01-21-2010, 01:16 PM	#46
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01-27-2010, 02:35 PM	#52
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	How much wood could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood? (sorry, it was the cock questions that set that off...sigh, there is no help for me really lol) __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

01-31-2010, 10:01 PM	#54
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01-31-2010, 10:57 PM	#55
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Dude is getting a spanking? Will there be ? Is it wrong that mah first thoughts were of the buffet and not the show? __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

01-20-2010, 02:23 PM	#41
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	Why did it take three reads to understand the bzzzzz in Junes post? Is that oak tree going to finally fall into my house along with the hill behind me? A few inches of rain and a tornado down south and it's all about StormWatch 2010? Seriously? Just maybe it is not a great idea to build a house on the side of a hill after two or three wildfires have raged on by? Would I rather move in a truck? Or via house sliding down the hill to a new location in the neighbors pool? Do i seem feverish?

01-20-2010, 03:23 PM	#42
The Oopster Senior Member How Do You Identify?: transgender male Preferred Pronoun?: he Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: carson city nv Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 303 Thanked 2,655 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 20061509	Is burt's bee lip balm the stuff in the little jar? Why is jenny surprise that her brain is melded with june's? Why does Juney have a baby's beehind on her hands? Did the bzzzzzzzzz fly over my head? Is the bee suit hiding in my car? Will it have to come out tonight? If they didn't build on the side of the hill where would they build? Is it fun to have a driving job this week? Am i enjoying not working today? Would you be any wetter in the neigbor's pool? Could you then also have a moat? Is the hill you are on that big? Is my memory fading me? Do I hope it's just superone's normal delirium?

01-21-2010, 09:06 AM	#45
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Does my ass look big? Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth? Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices? Was it painful? Where's my fuckin star? Is there really a shooting range at the college here? Why did I sell the 22 of my youth? Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush really have one handy? Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching? Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases? Maybe they always did? Do they eat pork in Haiti? Could we test it all and send the good stuff there? Surely there is some that's good? What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again? Am I not talking roosters? Can I please have a baby Brahma cow? And some milking goats? And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey? And 7 chickens? And one guard goose for Arnold? And a new barn? Is that really asking too much? How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon? Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet? Does she have emergency lube just in case?

01-21-2010, 05:31 PM	#47
The Oopster Senior Member How Do You Identify?: transgender male Preferred Pronoun?: he Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: carson city nv Posts: 1,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 303 Thanked 2,655 Times in 759 Posts Rep Power: 20061509	Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake? Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries? Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time?

01-21-2010, 05:42 PM	#48
violaine Timed Out How Do You Identify?: atypical Preferred Pronoun?: plague words and phrases Relationship Status: love wise guys of the avian world Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: wekiva springs basin Posts: 3,236 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,934 Thanked 3,293 Times in 1,301 Posts Rep Power: 0	where are the bees all going? do you find local honey helpful with allergies- if you have any? can a talk radio show ever keep your interest/you in the car and errands take longer?

01-27-2010, 10:13 AM	#49
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Does June think I need help getting in trouble? Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night? 300 pound-er give or take? Did I also recently have to straddle a possum? Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day? Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills? Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler? Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me? Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3? Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?......... Next testing date is 5-25? Dont I need another cuppa?

01-27-2010, 12:51 PM	#50
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Aint I worried bout the bees too? Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out? Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed? Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head? What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side? Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs? Might they want it?

01-27-2010, 01:08 PM	#51
hippieflowergirl Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Relationship Status: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 424 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 461 Thanked 467 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 274206	is my dog addicted to frisbee? are there 12 step groups for dogs? is a dog's Higher Power "Dog" or "God"? can a dog admit to being powerless over frisbee? would a dog even be bothered by being powerless over frisbee...or any other cool toy or funky smelling thing? how many years can one person stand to be wholly exhausted, physically, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually, before something gives?

01-30-2010, 10:40 AM	#53
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Was I talkin bout bee houses hidden from strangers because you aint sposed to have them in this town? Don't Jaqueline find out everything the hard way? Isn't that best? Do I dare visit the "she says ,I hear" thread to share stories of love with the group? Do my spare time activities still involve lookin for a better job and/or a part time one in addition to. Do I dream of chicken coops? (must you grind it in repeatedly)? Am I (for the first time ever, I believe) qualified to get financial aid for school? Am I pondering or mulling? Which is better? Did I just delete some sap from the mix?

02-01-2010, 06:17 AM	#56
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02-02-2010, 10:45 AM	#58
Dude Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: exit 5 with an exit 21 goal Posts: 1,725 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,351 Thanked 10,605 Times in 1,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do? Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me? Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady, the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has schizophrenia? Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states? Can you feel it? Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ? Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack? Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi? Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?

02-02-2010, 03:27 PM	#60
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Don't I just love Tupperware? Is it true I had a hella stoner Tupperware party back in the day? And don't I still have my awesome set of Tupperware that I won for hella sales from that party? Will I not be so kind to a Church Lady if she eyeballs mah Tupperware? Am I STILL looking for a lid to mah speshel blue tumbler that I used to use daily...and refuse to get rid of it until said lid has been found? Oh, is that a Hoarder tendency? __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

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