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Old 10-05-2011, 09:14 PM   #1
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Ever been the M&M Store on the Strip in Vegas. Mesmerizing. All these clear plastic tubes filled with every color M under the sun. And they are dispensers with a little spigot at the bottom. You can fill a bag with your own color mix. But be careful. Before you know it you are hauling 20 lbs. on M's back home. This is what heaven looks like in my dreams.
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Old 10-05-2011, 09:24 PM   #2
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I dont sort them or put them in patterns or microwave them or freeze them. I don't care much about the colors since they all taste the same, but I do look at them before I eat them and prefer the peanut ones.
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I dont sort them or put them in patterns or microwave them or freeze them. I don't care much about the colors since they all taste the same, but I do look at them before I eat them and prefer the peanut ones.
OOOH! I have questions. Do they look back at you? Do they get nervous when you look at them? Do they try to wriggle out of your hand? Are the ones you haven't picked up yet able to see you eat their compatriots? Do they try to keep from making eye contact with you when you are trying to pick which one to eat next? Have you ever had the feeling that they were moving away from the others you were picking up to avoid being picked up themselves?

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I eat M & M's as.... A LAST RESORT when I am desperately craving sugar and there is absolutely NOTHING ELSE in the house. Any port in a storm and all that. And trust me, if there is a storm brewing you better not make waves in the sweet department
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I'd thought M&M's was going to be a euphemism for something... we truly are just talking about M&M's!

Ok... when I have the time and space (too much eating on the go), I like to separate all the colors. Then I'll eat one from each pile. If the distribution is severely skewed then I will either make patterns with them and eat in order of the pattern OR I'll determine how many I need to eat from each pile each time so that all piles are finished in the same round.

Orange pile is first, then tan which I separate from the brown. Green is usually last.

Yeah, I have issues!
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oooohm gaga..you're all exciting me! (more)
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oooohmmmi'mgettingsoexcited!!!
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No patterns, no sorting beforehand...but I do try to eat the blue ones last....they are my favourites.
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Once upon a time there lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,

Stone,


Anything she touched would melt.


Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,she will be cured.'
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth...

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.



Question: What was in the Prince's pants?
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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??

I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.
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Ever been the M&M Store on the Strip in Vegas. Mesmerizing. All these clear plastic tubes filled with every color M under the sun. And they are dispensers with a little spigot at the bottom. You can fill a bag with your own color mix. But be careful. Before you know it you are hauling 20 lbs. on M's back home. This is what heaven looks like in my dreams.

I want to go here!
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I like to separate my M&Ms by color. Since I'm watching what I eat I only eat 200 calories of M&Ms at a time which is approximately 48 M&Ms. I line up 8 yellow, 8 orange, 8 red, 8 green, 8 blue, and 8 brown in that order. Then I eat them four at a time - two of one color and two of another color changing up the color combinations as I go.
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peanut m&ms are my favorite candy snack i treat myself to them after grocery shopping...or for movie nite at home...i do not eat plain m&ms
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