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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: 
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: 
			
				
			
			Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 
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			I ran naked with…… Paris Hilton…… Because I'm good in bed! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			YES! I AM good in bed, but…….Ye Gods for sanity’s sake, NOT Paris Hilton! Besides, I haven’t ridden a bike in years! 
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			she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009 
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			"I shanked the kool-aid man because I love marijuana" lmao ... uncanny lolz ![]() Jett 
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Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: 
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			Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 
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			June21-Yellow shirt 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	You beat a drink because you did'nt like the way he/she looked at you. Well duh..I don't eber touch even a cop! Err..I mean drop  
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			I don't like mine, Sept. 4th... I shot a homo because I had to....that's just not right!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ 
			
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			I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			 Timed Out - TOS Drama 
			
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			I ran shirtless with my lover because I had to?? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			well I cuddled with a golf ball because the hoes ate all my tacos...lmao
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I ran naked with a drink because I'm sexy like that ... these psychic games freak me out... how did it know I ran naked with a drink?? and that I am sexy like that??? And the other color I am wearing said I have double D's. Again true.... I has a   face now.  
		
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			Gillian's is:   I need a condom because I'm a pimp 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Hmmmm I'm scared and turned on at the same time.  
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			I cuddled with the cookie monster because I love cocaine.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			i cuddled with a homo because im a pimp
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I ate my toothbrush cuz hoes keep stealin my tacos!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			i slept with a homo because i love marijuana!   
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			I stabbed a glass of milk because I'm a pimp.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() I hope the milk survived. 
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			i shot your mom because i'm good in bed... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			I smoked with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 
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			I slept with the cookie monster because i'm a pimp . . . 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I ran naked, with a teletubby, because I'm a pimp.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I run nekkid, with my best friend because I am a pimp.... HUH?? ![]() 
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