The Offical Honey Do List

Bootboi · 02-04-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Selenay

So bloomers, too, are out of the question?

ummm completely!

But could be persuaded into these

Sachita · 02-05-2010, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bootboi

ummm completely!

But could be persuaded into these

ohhhhhhh sexy

Honey WANT!

Sachita · 02-07-2010, 07:54 AM

Dear Honey,

Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig.
You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT

honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky.

wolfwalker · 02-07-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

Dear Honey,

Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig.
You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT

honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky.

yes, dear

dogs and cats please read the contract. it says don't piss momma off!!!!

christie · 02-07-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

Dear Honey,

Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig.
You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT

honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky.

*packing up the two demon cats and sending them to Auntie and Uncle's for the summer...

When you have a menagerie... whats two more?

Jess · 02-07-2010, 07:30 PM

Is really glad 98% of her honey do list is simply a reflection of my own "wish list". It makes it much easier to tease one another about it. It also makes it easier knowing that we live together and get to say "please " and "thank you" 9 gazillion times a day, face to face.

I apologize if this thread read as rude or lacking respect. Sometimes couples have different ways of "playing" with each other and lessening the "pressure" of all the "things we gotta do". If it isn't your cup of tea... why bother posting? Please, feel free to deal with your relationship in any way you see fit, but when you see a couple couples having fun and "cutting up", either join the party or leave it. We "get" each other. If you don't then just exercise your right to "click" elsewhere. No disrespect intended. Simply feeling rather fed up with the "niceness police".

HumV4me · 02-07-2010, 07:50 PM

Please Honey...

Please do this, this, and this.

~~batting of the eyes and a nice fresh smile with a tinge of evil behind it... oh and "PLEASE" don't even think about looking at the imaginary score board or start comparing apples to oranges...

I'll hit the BS button on your arse... .

Sachita · 02-08-2010, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess

Is really glad 98% of her honey do list is simply a reflection of my own "wish list". It makes it much easier to tease one another about it. It also makes it easier knowing that we live together and get to say "please " and "thank you" 9 gazillion times a day, face to face.

I apologize if this thread read as rude or lacking respect. Sometimes couples have different ways of "playing" with each other and lessening the "pressure" of all the "things we gotta do". If it isn't your cup of tea... why bother posting? Please, feel free to deal with your relationship in any way you see fit, but when you see a couple couples having fun and "cutting up", either join the party or leave it. We "get" each other. If you don't then just exercise your right to "click" elsewhere. No disrespect intended. Simply feeling rather fed up with the "niceness police".

You're right and thank you. My sister use to give me shit about that. She would interrupt me like a child and make me say "thank you" or "please". One day I blew up.

I dont go for this "oh bless your heart" shit. I am polite and to the point. My honey is good to me and I am good to him. I take the time to tell him how wonderful he is and through my actions, not words, prove it in mountains. Fuck the stupid little words.

NJFemmie · 02-08-2010, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

You're right and thank you. My sister use to give me shit about that. She would interrupt me like a child and make me say "thank you" or "please". One day I blew up.

I dont go for this "oh bless your heart" shit. I am polite and to the point. My honey is good to me and I am good to him. I take the time to tell him how wonderful he is and through my actions, not words, prove it in mountains. Fuck the stupid little words.

You said fuck, ma'am.
Carry on.

02-07-2010, 07:54 AM	#3
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Dear Honey, Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig. You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

02-07-2010, 07:50 PM	#7
HumV4me Member How Do You Identify?: FEMME Preferred Pronoun?: Honey, Baby, Love, Dearest Relationship Status: in an animal house Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CALIFORNIA Posts: 131 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 49 Thanked 75 Times in 34 Posts Rep Power: 100332	Please Honey... Please do this, this, and this. ~~batting of the eyes and a nice fresh smile with a tinge of evil behind it... oh and "PLEASE" don't even think about looking at the imaginary score board or start comparing apples to oranges... I'll hit the BS button on your arse... . __________________ Alicia Ann

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02-07-2010, 07:30 PM	#6
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	Is really glad 98% of her honey do list is simply a reflection of my own "wish list". It makes it much easier to tease one another about it. It also makes it easier knowing that we live together and get to say "please " and "thank you" 9 gazillion times a day, face to face. I apologize if this thread read as rude or lacking respect. Sometimes couples have different ways of "playing" with each other and lessening the "pressure" of all the "things we gotta do". If it isn't your cup of tea... why bother posting? Please, feel free to deal with your relationship in any way you see fit, but when you see a couple couples having fun and "cutting up", either join the party or leave it. We "get" each other. If you don't then just exercise your right to "click" elsewhere. No disrespect intended. Simply feeling rather fed up with the "niceness police".