Jokes and things that made you laugh.

[CockyDude]

So Tommy & Johnny are in class & the teacher tells them they will be talking about "privates" tomorrow. The girls are to ask their mothers about vaginas & the boys are to talk to their dads about penis'.
Walking home that day Tommy asks Johnny if he knows what a penis is. "No" Johnny says, "But I'll ask my father tonight.". After dinner that evening Johnny asks his dad; "Dad do you know what a penis is?" "Yes son" said the dad. "Come into the bathroom with me." The dad pulls down his pants and says "Thisis iYes I could. ;-)s a penis Johnny, and a perfect penis I might add." The next morning Johnny & Tommy are walking to school. Tommy asks Johnny "Did you find out what a penis is?" Johnny replies "Yes I did. Here, let's go behind these bushes." Johnny then drops his pants, points and says "This is a penis and if it was just 2 inches shorter it'd be perfect."