Jokes and things that made you laugh.

tapu · 10-26-2011, 06:13 AM

I may already have posted this in another thread. I can't remember. I post so many things. But this fills me with laughter so I'll post it here. (No one's keeping track, right? Except DapperButch?)

If you want to know what it's like to have a third child, imagine that you're drowning and someone hands you a third child.

CockyDude · 10-26-2011, 07:30 AM

One afternoon mama is making a pot of chili. She reaches into the cabinet for some seasonings and a box of BBs falls out, into the pot. She panics then realizes, hell they're BBs. They should sink to the bottom. No harm. So dinnertime arrives, everyone is happy with the chili and mama figures no problems. About an hour after dinner her husband says, "Honey I just went to the bathroom & peed a BB.". She replies "Yes I know. You ate a BB. It's not gonna kill you. You'll be fine. Another 20 minutes goes by and her daughter comes crying into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, I just went potty and a BB came out." It's okay honey" mom says. "You'll be fine." another 30 minutes goes by and her son comes running into the kitchen. "Mom, mom you'll never guess what happened." I know, I know" mom replies. "you went potty and peed a BB.,". "No" says the son. "I was in the barn jerkin off and I shot the dog."

10-26-2011, 06:13 AM	#1
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I may already have posted this in another thread. I can't remember. I post so many things. But this fills me with laughter so I'll post it here. (No one's keeping track, right? Except DapperButch?) If you want to know what it's like to have a third child, imagine that you're drowning and someone hands you a third child. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

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10-26-2011, 07:30 AM	#2
CockyDude Timed Out How Do You Identify?: FTM-man Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: What is today? Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 239 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 151 Thanked 420 Times in 141 Posts Rep Power: 0	One afternoon mama is making a pot of chili. She reaches into the cabinet for some seasonings and a box of BBs falls out, into the pot. She panics then realizes, hell they're BBs. They should sink to the bottom. No harm. So dinnertime arrives, everyone is happy with the chili and mama figures no problems. About an hour after dinner her husband says, "Honey I just went to the bathroom & peed a BB.". She replies "Yes I know. You ate a BB. It's not gonna kill you. You'll be fine. Another 20 minutes goes by and her daughter comes crying into the kitchen. "Mommy, Mommy, I just went potty and a BB came out." It's okay honey" mom says. "You'll be fine." another 30 minutes goes by and her son comes running into the kitchen. "Mom, mom you'll never guess what happened." I know, I know" mom replies. "you went potty and peed a BB.,". "No" says the son. "I was in the barn jerkin off and I shot the dog."