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Old 02-05-2010, 05:17 PM   #1
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I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.
Enjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not?
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Old 02-05-2010, 06:09 PM   #2
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How old is that chick?
I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.
Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal.

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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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It's lolz cat speech. They mispell half of the stuff on purpose. It actually took me a couple of minutes the first time I saw NJFemmie's newest one to realize that the speak was wrong.

I need a time out, but I think it'd be more conducive to go to the Red Zone for this one.
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:53 AM   #3
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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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I know - I have issues with spelling too, but this is apparantly the "lolcats" speak. Animals suck as spelling. My cat likes to type llllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; all the damn time.

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My cats can't spell either. Does this mean I'm a failure as a mother?
No, it just means your cats didn't pay attention in English class. *patting you complacently on the back* (send them to summer school)

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I'm in a time out right now.
You're in the right room - so, do tell - what did you do?!?!?
We thrive on that kind of stuff don'tcha know.

[QUOTE=Gemme;45047]Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal.

Whew. Thought I was going to feel horrible for another unintentional underage crush.
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:49 AM   #4
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Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol
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Old 02-08-2010, 04:37 PM   #5
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Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol
They know a good thing when they have it
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Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.
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Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.
You're slacking, my friend.
For a minute there, I thought you timed out the time out thread.
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Looks like a good place to set up the recliner and just be s t i l l .... afore I get myself in trouble.. as usual ..

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My poor girl cat goes on time out every night when we go to bed. We have to leave her downstairs because she tends to sing pitiful, LOUD songs in the middle of the night, as she walks throughout the house. It's EVERYWHERE, lol. She started doing that after her brother died. I wonder if she's calling for him.

I am also wondering if she is losing her hearing. She does not hear me walking up behind her anymore. Poor old puss ... it's not easy getting old.
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Heading back to my corner with a light snack. Somedays I feel the need to practice self bondage.
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Cats are indeed very trainable..

Let me tell you about Sis (tiger/spotted grey cat) and her kitty game...

Once in a while she darts out the front door and hides under the stairs... That is her part... The human's part is to plead with her and try to catch her as she either goes inbetween the stairs (if you come around the back to get her) or to run around the stairs (if you reach in to get her).. and dart up to the second landing...

It's great fun for her and she will play forever if you let her... If you just leave her out there, she will come sit by the door (most of the time) until you open it and then she will dart back under the stairs..

Good Times..

Until I moved in...

How I play the kitty game...

Open door, hands full of laundry basket.. (this is the ONLY time she will try and play kitty games with me) Sis darts out, and hids under the stairs...

I say.. Sis... Get back in the house....

I go about taking the laundry into the laundry room.. ignoring said cat..

When I am done, I walk into the apt, close the door, get my squirt bottle, open the door and Look at her...

Sis comes in the apt.... With a look on her face like.. *Ah, Man.. you NEVER let me have any fun*

I've actually never squirted her.. The first time she met my bottle.. I squirted the wall.. She high tailed it into the apt like the hounds of hell were after her.. The second time, I squirted between the stairs.. between her and the wall... Same thing...

Now.. I just show it too her and the game is over...

Now we have moved on to keeping her OFF the prep table... SOMEONE started feeding her up there when me and my two cats moved in... Now she thinks it's her spot.... It's not.. It has food on it, therefore it is not a place for cats..

My sweet butch up there would let her babies do anything that made them happy... lol.. I'm not so nice...
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Heading back to my corner with a light snack. Somedays I feel the need to practice self bondage.

Self flagellation is kinda fun .. sorta. But it's better when someone else is doing it *winky wink*
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*chuckle*



What in tarnations??



... from all that shoveling ...

Have a great weekend!
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