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Old 10-30-2011, 12:11 PM   #1
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Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order...

Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can.

Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you!

I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off.

A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk..

Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later.

Bard: Yes ma'am.

I won! Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic!
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Damon and I are watching Addams Family Values... we are to the point of Fester and Debbie's wedding.. as Debbie walks down the isle in the graveyard with all the dead friends and family members on either side...

Damon: Does anyone else see Day's wedding in this movie????

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Damon and I are watching Addams Family Values... we are to the point of Fester and Debbie's wedding.. as Debbie walks down the isle in the graveyard with all the dead friends and family members on either side...

Damon: Does anyone else see Day's wedding in this movie????

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Old 10-31-2011, 02:15 PM   #4
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