Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Tawse · 11-21-2011, 04:56 PM

Inked_Trinity · 11-22-2011, 05:49 PM

Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit

Inked_Trinity · 11-23-2011, 06:03 PM

I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed.

Inked_Trinity · 11-24-2011, 07:22 AM

Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there.

Inked_Trinity · 11-26-2011, 05:46 PM

I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line.

Inked_Trinity · 11-27-2011, 07:02 AM

why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain?

Inked_Trinity · 11-28-2011, 05:46 AM

Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport.

11-22-2011, 05:49 PM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Inhale the good shit~ Exhale the bullshit __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-23-2011, 06:03 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I might not be the sharpest knife in the light socket, but at least my elevator goes all the way to my tool shed. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-24-2011, 07:22 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let's just start with the assumption that I am right and go from there. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-26-2011, 05:46 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I am tired of idiots so therefore all idiots who approach me must form a line to the left...no your other left...that is why you are in the line. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-27-2011, 07:02 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	why does toothpaste fall off your toothbrush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy, resin type crap that u can't wash down the drain? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-21-2011, 04:56 PM	#1
Tawse Member How Do You Identify?: TG Gender Queer Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Atlanta Posts: 730 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,973 Thanked 2,733 Times in 642 Posts Rep Power: 21474851

11-28-2011, 05:46 AM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Some people wait their entire life for their ship to come in, not realizing that they are standing in an airport. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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