Overheard ~

Kätzchen · 11-21-2011, 11:32 PM

(we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc)

*it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients*

Client in the chair just north of me:

Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion?

Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work):

Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not.
(she's happily married, has one daughter, her husband is a saint)

Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments:

Should I have brought champagne?

Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron):

I love it when you pull my hair like that...

tonaderspeisung · 11-25-2011, 05:31 PM

overheard 2 young guys with an xbox game
"we are playing this as soon as we get home - you have to be the guy who looks like the child molester next door"

super creepy

Tcountry · 12-04-2011, 01:05 AM

"Damn the Stripper is dirty"

Lady Pamela · 01-06-2012, 08:37 PM

Overheard my grandaughter talking to her girlfriend today:
My grandma's to coolest woman in the wolrd..You will like her..We gotta take her out clubbin!"

I about died laughing..lol

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-25-2012, 02:49 PM

Neighbour just broke wind, twice!
His wife says: "Did I do something to offend you?!

I nearly fell off the Sofa from laughing! LOL!

Must close the window!

tonaderspeisung · 04-01-2012, 07:37 PM

overheard in line at the grocery
one lively debate over the alleged superiority of
vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap

i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter

tonaderspeisung · 04-12-2012, 06:10 PM

overheard at the hospital

family to patient on other side of privacy curtain:
"wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe"

patient:
"first we have to destroy canada"

Talon · 04-13-2012, 12:50 PM

A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up".

Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled....

Ah kids, gotta love em'.

11-21-2011, 11:32 PM	#1
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Involved with someone special in my hometown Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,209 Thanked 33,644 Times in 10,734 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	*several weeks ago in late October* (we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc) it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients Client in the chair just north of me: Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion? Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work): Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not. (she's happily married, has one daughter, her husband is a saint) Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments: Should I have brought champagne? Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron): I love it when you pull my hair like that...

12-04-2011, 01:05 AM	#3
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01-06-2012, 08:37 PM	#4
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01-25-2012, 02:49 PM	#5
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11-25-2011, 05:31 PM	#2
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,745 Times in 844 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard 2 young guys with an xbox game "we are playing this as soon as we get home - you have to be the guy who looks like the child molester next door" super creepy

04-01-2012, 07:37 PM	#6
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,745 Times in 844 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard in line at the grocery one lively debate over the alleged superiority of vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter

04-12-2012, 06:10 PM	#7
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,745 Times in 844 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the hospital family to patient on other side of privacy curtain: "wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe" patient: "first we have to destroy canada"

04-13-2012, 12:50 PM	#8
Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up". Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled.... Ah kids, gotta love em'.