Baby Naming for Evil Parents!

Novelafemme · 11-22-2011, 02:09 PM

My mom went to grade school with a Peter Rabbit.

CherylNYC · 11-22-2011, 02:39 PM

I went to high school with a girl named Roxanne Roll.

I'm told the inventor of the Lear jet named his daughter Chanda.

ruby_woo · 11-22-2011, 03:08 PM

I always thought Crayola was pretty for a girl.

Jermaine Jackson named his kid Jermajesty. I can't think about it without laughing.

dixie · 11-22-2011, 03:31 PM

I do believe I am one of those evil parents...lol It wasn't intentionally mean, but I gave my son a family name. Which I didn't realize sounded so quirky until after the fact.

His first name is Sterling.

Our last name is Silvers.

Needless to say, he goes by his middle name...lol

iamkeri1 · 11-22-2011, 07:44 PM

Went to school with Theodore (Teddy) Bear.
Wrote payroll checks every week for Harry Butt.
Sold insurance to both Ima Pigg and Ima Hogg...
But my personal favorite is a canddate for sity office in Sandusky Ohio many years ago ...
wait for it... ... ...

Peter Handwerk

still cracks me up!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Dutch Leonard · 11-22-2011, 07:50 PM

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

Elijah · 11-22-2011, 07:56 PM

Went to school with:

1. Royal Bird
2. Charmin Whipple

More truth is stranger than fiction.

always2late · 11-23-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch Leonard

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

I actually know a Michael Hunt...he refuses to be called Mike LOL

Dutch Leonard · 11-23-2011, 08:13 PM

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Nat · 11-23-2011, 08:15 PM

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

Greyson · 11-23-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Would Gladys be cruel?

Yes! That is a name you don't hear anymore. The only Gladys I can think of was the neighbor lady, character, in the TV series, "Bewitched." Mrs. Kravitz, Gladys Kravitz.

I can't remember what happened yesterday but I can remember this character's name. Funny how that goes.

Gemme · 11-23-2011, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by popcorninthesofa

I still remember one old headstone in a cemetary that had nothing else carved on it except the name "Bad Boy". Also, an obituary notice in my local paper stated someone's first name as being "Useless". I named one of my furkids "Number One", and when he hears the number one, he looks up lol!

Number One reminds me of Star Trek and Jean Luc Picard.

That's one hot bald guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

Yes, because it's unlikely that you'll be able to provide her with Pips, which IS the official Gladys requirement.

Glenn · 11-24-2011, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

Well, you can make her middle name Bee and change your last name to Nice. Or you can change your last name to Knight and she may pop out the Pips later lol!

Scorp · 03-14-2012, 05:37 AM

Hmmm, interesting. I wonder if Fonda was a distant cousin of Ben Dover... ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch Leonard

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Metro · 03-14-2012, 07:02 AM

a childhood classmate had an uncle named Miles Long....

theoddz · 03-14-2012, 07:19 AM

Okay, so I work in a hospital.

We had a patient once with the name Richard Head, and yes, he went/goes by "Dick"!!!

We now have a nephrologist (kidney doctor) named "Dr. Flood" and we once had a general surgeon by the name of "Dr. Slaughter".

My ex had a gynecologist in northern California, years ago, by the name of "Dr. Fillerup", and my first knee reconstructive surgeon's name was "Dr. Longnecker".

Go figger.

~Theo~

TickledPink · 11-23-2011, 02:51 PM

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Greyson · 11-23-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Wow this one jolted my memory. I was in Job Corp and there was a young woman there from the midwest. Her name was Gaye Head. I was 18 years old and I thought to myself, what were her parents thinking.

(No, she was not queer by any stretch of the imagination. Straight as an arrow.)

Babyangeleyez · 11-23-2011, 03:14 PM

My mom and I were talking today and I just had to share this. She said she asked my aunt this morning who bought the house in front of her. My aunt replied it was a school teacher. My mom then asked who. My aunt said her name is.... Mrs. Blackboard! I don't know her first name but it just cracked me up nonetheless.

JustJo · 11-23-2011, 08:04 PM

I went to middle school with twin sisters....last name Cane...first names Candy (not too bad) and Hurra (poor thing).

11-22-2011, 02:39 PM	#2
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iamkeri1 Member How Do You Identify?: femme woman Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Florida Posts: 905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 302 Thanked 2,153 Times in 659 Posts Rep Power: 16642920	Went to school with Theodore (Teddy) Bear. Wrote payroll checks every week for Harry Butt. Sold insurance to both Ima Pigg and Ima Hogg... But my personal favorite is a canddate for sity office in Sandusky Ohio many years ago ... wait for it... ... ... Peter Handwerk still cracks me up!!! Smooches, Keri

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Dutch Leonard Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Tournaments Won: 7 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: East of the Rockies Posts: 291 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,901 Thanked 389 Times in 120 Posts Rep Power: 4100778	So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike. Go ahead. Say it out loud.

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Babyangeleyez Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Virginia Posts: 242 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 152 Thanked 813 Times in 169 Posts Rep Power: 6511030	My mom and I were talking today and I just had to share this. She said she asked my aunt this morning who bought the house in front of her. My aunt replied it was a school teacher. My mom then asked who. My aunt said her name is.... Mrs. Blackboard! I don't know her first name but it just cracked me up nonetheless.

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