Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 11-29-2011, 08:06 PM

Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.

nycfem · 11-29-2011, 09:22 PM

I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)...

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..."

"He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe."

"I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?"

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead."

"Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!"

"You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to."

Whew, that felt good!

11-29-2011, 08:06 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,925 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

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11-29-2011, 09:22 PM	#2
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,795 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,990 Thanked 21,401 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)... "Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." "You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..." "He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe." "I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?" Take a vacation; go to Club Dead." "Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!" "You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to." Whew, that felt good!