Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

nycfem · 11-29-2011, 09:22 PM

I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)...

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..."

"He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe."

"I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?"

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead."

"Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!"

"You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to."

Whew, that felt good!

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11-29-2011, 09:22 PM	#13
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,453 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)... "Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." "You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..." "He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe." "I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?" Take a vacation; go to Club Dead." "Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!" "You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to." Whew, that felt good!