funny stories

[asphaltcowboi]

when i was still in school i worked in a dry cleaners as a presser.. i think we specialized in police uniform we did hundreds a day!! i would have to check for missing buttons and other small repairs befor i put the uniform press on the shirt and pants. i was amazed how these guys would complain about the smallest imperfection or if a small tear was missed.. caused my boss to be on my ass constantly!! sheeez they could have at least noted them when the turned them is besides we only charged $1.65 for a complete uniform! me being raised by rebels ..(truck drivers and bikers) decided to take revenge!! when i had to do any kind of repair on the pants i started sewing the back baton pocket the the front change pocket so when the put them on they would get nutted or at least goosed!! i denied it for awhile but eventually got fired.. one and only job i was ever fired from.