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Old 12-12-2011, 08:19 AM   #1
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Pilot Bob has a sudden flashback to the year Santa didnt bring him a pony.


In the end, buzzing the north pole didn't seem like such a good idea after all.
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:43 AM   #2
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Yes, I know you told me to stay out of the tree. Yes, I know I never listen to you. Do you think we can wait until AFTER you get me down to discuss this??
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Momma still hasnt gotten that damned treadmill fixed.

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Make a wish?
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Shut up you mangy mutt!

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The most breakable ornament is always the hardest to reach....
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WOW! That Superman cape REALLY does work!
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I knew one of those ornaments was made with catnip!
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Get that feather away from the cats paws!
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Those new ornaments are the Caaaats Assss!
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LOL. I was going to type something similar and figured I should make sure no one else beat me to it. Good thing I checked

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Are the lights working now????
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Stupid dog lied to me, I haven't found catnip up here! Just you wait til mom gets home and she gets me outta here cuz then we're ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
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But there was supposed to be french hens and turtle doves and a partridge in here, dammit, not some stupid pointy star!
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Oh what are they yelling about now. They put the stupid tree in the middle of the living room. Cat, tree, what did they think was going to happen?
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