How do you know when you are getting older?

midwest chick · 12-21-2011, 09:22 AM

Reading glasses are so necessary, that if you forget them when you leave for work, you purchase a pair on the way.

Finally found my keys, in the fridge, next to the tylenol....work was difficult--that's my claim, and I'm sticking to it!

oh, except I was off the day before...

Random · 12-21-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by midwest chick

Finally found my keys, in the fridge, next to the tylenol....work was difficult--that's my claim, and I'm sticking to it!

The remote to the tv went missing and after tearing up the living room, it was found on the dryer in the mud room...

I would have sworn that I didn't have it, but I was the only one up and moving around...

oy...

Truly Scrumptious · 12-21-2011, 01:55 PM

I’ve heard myself describing someone as “a nice young man”

My doctor looks like he’s about 15

I have dollar store reading glasses in every room of the house, and if I can’t find my favourite pair they are just as likely to be in the freezer (turns out they freeze nicely) as they are to be pushed up on my head (which I will discover when I choose another pair and then notice I am wearing two pairs)

During a conversation with a friend about the Beatles, her 17 year old daughter piped up “the Beatles, that’s Paul McCartney’s old group, right?”

tapu · 12-21-2011, 01:57 PM

Someone asks if you're your son's grandma.

Massive · 12-21-2011, 02:53 PM

When every single bus driver, doctor, emt, etc looks about 12 and you hear yourself say "surely they can't be old enough to fix this..."

Honey · 12-21-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tapu

Someone asks if you're your son's grandma.

PLEASE, tell me that did not happen ! hahahahah

smouldering · 12-21-2011, 04:56 PM

When you bend over to pick something up and your knees make more snap crackle and poppin then your breakfast cereal..

HoustonHuny · 12-21-2011, 07:50 PM

When your chin hairs are longer than the hair on your head.

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12-21-2011, 09:22 AM	#1
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Reading glasses are so necessary, that if you forget them when you leave for work, you purchase a pair on the way. Finally found my keys, in the fridge, next to the tylenol....work was difficult--that's my claim, and I'm sticking to it! oh, except I was off the day before...

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Truly Scrumptious Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: She's my mirror twin, my next of kin Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Entre Lajeunesse et la sagesse Posts: 667 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,047 Thanked 1,756 Times in 548 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I’ve heard myself describing someone as “a nice young man” My doctor looks like he’s about 15 I have dollar store reading glasses in every room of the house, and if I can’t find my favourite pair they are just as likely to be in the freezer (turns out they freeze nicely) as they are to be pushed up on my head (which I will discover when I choose another pair and then notice I am wearing two pairs) During a conversation with a friend about the Beatles, her 17 year old daughter piped up “the Beatles, that’s Paul McCartney’s old group, right?”