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The Lake Union Seattle Beat First Annual Bad Haiku Contest
April, 2011 We were inundated with hundreds of entries for this contest and most of them were very bad! In fact, we’d like to congratulate Seattle on having so many truly terrible poets. In addition to the very, very bad we received many gross submissions, and, sadly, some good stuff we couldn’t use. The following are the 10 runners-up climaxing with the worst Haiku we had the pleasure of reading. Most men like melons Especially ripe and juicy Hands off those are mine ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jews atone for sins Once a year, on Yom Kippur Beats confessional ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Soft pink Elephant You are my OCD dream Touch touch touch touch touch ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Young man, young woman He asks, she asks, his hands Move apart, show size ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I do not like poems I just want fifty dollars Show me the money ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Big Mac mouthful A loud belly rumbling Oh crap no toilet paper ~~~~~~~~~~ Oh hipster fixie Skidding thru stops helmetless Pants tight, German bag ~~~~~~~~~~~ I like my women The way I like my coffee In large quantities ~~~~~~~~~ Haiku are three line Poems that no one who speaks English can write well ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loud, shrieking voices Shattering of glass vases Time for a spanking ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Winner! Worst Haiku 2011 Slippery pasta Broccoli, pepper, garlic We ate, we had gas
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